President Trump Unveils New Nickname For Kamala Harris — Here’s Why I Don’t Like It

Ahhhh, Kamala Harris: the new DNC front-runner?

It appears so.

And I base that one two things: (1) Vegas betting odds, and (2) President Trump giving her a new nickname.

President Trump only gives nicknames to his most direct, current competition.

Even if they are not truly much “competition”, he always goes after whoever is directly in his way.

And with Joe Biden having one foot (literally) in the grave, it seems President Trump has moved on to Kamala Harris.

Will she be much competition?

I don’t think so, but might as well bury her quickly.

And he’s looking to do so via her new nickname:  “Laffin’ Kamala Harris”:

Trump Releases 4th Of July Statement, Slams ‘Highly Incapable President,’ ‘Laffin’ Kamala Harris https://t.co/8Z5bB1q8ta pic.twitter.com/Zr4jzHrbq9

— Daily Wire News (@DailyWireNews) July 4, 2024

Donald Trump gives Kamala Harris a new nickname, “Laffin' Kamala Harris.”

Your Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/NUyCaUm2to

— harparr #IFBAP (@harparr1) July 4, 2024

Here is the official statement from the Trump Team:

“Choked like a dog” 😂

🚨 The Official nickname has been dropped:

“LAFFIN’ Kamala Harris 👍🏼 pic.twitter.com/vM1MIOYGLb

— Vectom (@Osbournegreen) July 4, 2024

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From the Daily Wire:

Former President Donald Trump released a 4th of July message on Thursday, dropping the hammer on President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, and special prosecutor Jack Smith.

Trump, who was widely viewed as the winner of the first presidential debate last week, has remained relatively quiet while Biden attempts to assure allies and voters that he has the mental and physical stamina to continue his re-election campaign. Trump released his 4th of July statement hours after a leaked video of the former president calling Biden an “old, broken down pile of crap” went viral on social media.

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“Happy Fourth of July to all, including to our highly incapable ‘President,’ who uses Prosecutors to go after his Political Opponent, who choked like a dog during the Debate but tried to pretend it was ‘International Travel’ (only 12 days rest!) and, when that gig was up, he blamed it on a ‘cold.’ Therefore, why would anyone say he’s cognitively challenged?” Trump wrote on Truth Social.
“Also, respects to our potentially new Democrat Challenger, Laffin’ Kamala Harris,” Trump added. “She did poorly in the Democrat Nominating process, starting out at Number Two, and ending up defeated and dropping out, even before getting to Iowa, but that doesn’t mean she’s not a ‘highly talented’ politician! Just ask her Mentor, the Great Willie Brown of San Francisco. Someone else that I have to compliment is a Deranged Biden Prosecutor named Jack Smith, who has become a Legend in his own mind for all of those cases he has lost. The Corrupt Prosecutors are working hard for Crooked Joe, but it will never be enough — MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Ok, so here’s my only problem….

Yes, she cackles a lot.

Yes, it’s horrible.

Yes, she looks and sounds literally like a hyena.

In fact, I think “Cacklin’ Kamala” might have been even better.

But here’s my bigger problem….

We can’t give Kamala a new nickname because she already has one, and it’s arguably the best nickname of all time.

“Heels Up Harris” will never be replaced.

It’s one of the all-time greats and with all due respect to the King of Nicknames, President Trump, Laffin’ Kamala Harris does not beat Heels Up Harris.

And I think you all know what Heels Up Harris means, but it, ummmm, gives credit to how she rose up so quickly through the ranks (alllllegedly):

CC: Willie Brown