President Trump to Personally Call Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine After Heroic Act

Two nights ago, DOGE employee Edward Coristine — a.k.a “Big Balls” — was brutally beaten to the point of concussion in Washington, D.C.

It has been revealed that Coristine was trying to save his girlfriend’s life from a mob of teen thugs in an attempted carjacking.

A true hero, Coristine succeeded in saving his girlfriend, but suffered serious injuries.

Now, President Trump provided an update, saying that he plans to speak with Coristine personally on the phone to see how he is doing.

Watch what he had to say here:

President Trump says he is considering federalizing Washington, DC and will soon be talking with "Big Balls" the DOGE staffer who was brutally attacked the other night: "The crime is ridiculous. We want to have a great, safe Capital. And we're going to have it." pic.twitter.com/sHOOa2T7Ls

— TheBlaze (@theblaze) August 6, 2025

President Trump truly has a heart of gold.

But, not only does he plan to talk with Coristine, he also plans to take big action to stop this from happening to anyone else.

In the wake of recent attacks like this one — as well as the shooting of a Congressional intern last month — President Trump is seriously considering federalizing Washington, D.C. to stop the violence.

He’s also thinking about deploying the National Guard.

Fox News reported:

In the wake of a former DOGE worker nicknamed “Big Balls” being brutally beaten by gang members in the streets of Washington, D.C., President Donald Trump indicated he is strongly considering taking control of the district to stamp out the rampant crime and violence plaguing the nation’s capital city.

He also said that he is considering taking control of the Washington, D.C. police and using the National Guard to stop the violence.

Speaking with reporters on Wednesday evening, Trump said, “We’re considering it, yeah, because the crime is ridiculous.”

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“I could show you a chart comparing D.C. to other locations, and you’re not going to want to see what it looks like,” he said. “We want to have a great, safe, capital, and we’re going to have it. And that includes cleanliness. And it includes other things. We have a capital that’s very unsafe.”

Referring to the recent beating of the former DOGE worker, a teenager whose real name is Edward Coristine, Trump said, “We just almost lost a young man, beautiful, handsome guy that got the hell knocked out of him the night before last.”

The president said he called to check in on Coristine and that he would be calling again “in a little while.”

“He went through a bad situation, to put it mildly. And there’s too much of it. We’re going to do something about it,” said Trump.

Hey, here’s an idea…

Put the National Guard under the command of Big Balls to straighten out D.C. Give him a week.

— Rick Rogers (@rrogerr76) August 7, 2025

As for the thugs who attacked Coristine, two 15-year-old suspects have been arrested so far.

The Hill provided this update:

Two teenagers were arrested in connection to the attempted carjacking of a former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffer known as “Big Balls.”

Authorities said the 15-year-old suspects, who were charged with unarmed carjacking, were among several teens who allegedly approached the victim, Edward Coristine, and a woman police identified as his significant other near a car around 3 a.m. EDT Sunday in Washington’s Logan Circle neighborhood.

The group allegedly made comments about taking the car, before Coristine pushed his significant other into the vehicle for safety and prepared to confront the group, according to police.

Law enforcement officials said Coristine turned to face the teenagers, and several of them attacked him until police patrolling the area intervened. The group fled on foot when police approached, authorities said.

What do you think?

Should President Trump federalize Washington, D.C. in order to restore law and order?

Would you support it?