WATCH: Joe Biden Claims He Cured Cancer...

We are living in a simulation.

It’s the only explanation for why Joseph Biden keeps getting away with the lies he spews.

Some of those lies are harmless yet confusing.

Others are just flat out ludicrous.

Perhaps the most insulting of these lies is the fact that Biden claims he has cured cancer:

Biden asked the rhetorical question, “If you could do anything at all, Joe, what would you do?”

“I said, ‘I’d cure cancer.’ And they looked at me like, ‘Why cancer?’ Because no one thinks we can. That’s why. And we can. We’ve ended cancer as we know it.”

Okay then…

I guess this will bode well for Biden in 2024 if he cured cancer.

Alternatively, he’s full of you know what…

Biden Claims ‘We’ve Ended Cancer.’ Mocked: ‘Biden Will Now Be Working To Cure Dementia’ https://t.co/PWVp6F2Rs7 pic.twitter.com/Yk0eOQuaT3

— Daily Wire News (@DailyWireNews) July 26, 2023

The Daily Wire reports on Biden’s bold claim to have ended cancer:

In a press conference on Tuesday where he delivered remarks on “expanding access to mental health care,” President Joe Biden bragged that his administration had “ended cancer as we know it.”

“One of the things I’m always asked is: You know, why — why Americans have sort of lost faith for a while on being — being able to do big things,” Biden began.

“If you could do anything at all, Joe, what would you do?” he continued. “I said, ‘I’d cure cancer.’ And they looked at me like, ‘Why cancer?’ Because no one thinks we can. That’s why. And we can. We’ve ended cancer as we know it.”

If Biden really cured cancer, I feel like we might know about it by now…

I also feel like his poll numbers would be better.

The more likely scenario is that he is a doddering old fool who lies every time he opens his mouth.

Put this lie up there with his claim that his son died fighting in Iraq…

New from Biden: “I said I would cure cancer. We are done with cancer as we know it." pic.twitter.com/Qz8IRshqg4

— S p r i n t e r X (@SprinterX99880) July 26, 2023

"We ended cancer as we know it."

-President Joe Biden, July 25, 2023

— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 26, 2023

'DO BIG THINGS?': During a White House speech on mental health, President Biden says "we ended cancer as we know it." https://t.co/yQTsmPybqt pic.twitter.com/JnTS6cGYSm

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) July 25, 2023

Naturally, Biden is being mocked online over this one:

Simply amazing!

How does Joe Biden do it?

— MatthewJshow (@MatthewJshow) July 25, 2023

Biden just told everyone that he cured cancer.

I feel like that would have at least gotten a press release.

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) July 25, 2023

Biden just announced that he’s cured cancer

Yes, he seriously did

We are an international joke pic.twitter.com/fGEIU47usH

— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) July 25, 2023

https://twitter.com/LJisRight/status/1684148041710813184?s=20

Don’t question him. Joe is the 2nd smartest person I know of (Hunter is 1st)

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 25, 2023

Amid Multiple Mental Stumbles, Joe Biden Proclaims He's 'Ended Cancer as We Know It'

I swear, he's going to get us all killed.

— Brian Davis (@BrianDavisOH) July 25, 2023

Biden is what we call a comfortable liar.

Biden cured cancer in the same way that he marched for civil rights, was arrested trying to see Nelson Mandela, grew up in the black church, was raised in the Puerto Rican community, was a professor at UPenn, built the greatest economy in the world, and never spoke to his son… https://t.co/GIi6Q7KXeK

— Christian Collins (@CollinsforTX) July 25, 2023