President Trump On Don Jr.: “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time…”

This is absolutely hilarious…

President Trump was just asked if he will be attending Don Jr.’s wedding this weekend, and the Internet is convinced his response was: “Well….he’s a person I’ve known for a long time…”

[picture Shawn Farash doing a perfect Trump impression with that line]

See here:

Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.” https://t.co/WlJweGnrVU

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) May 21, 2026

Ok, let’s address a couple things here….

First, I feel so bad for the guy standing to Trump’s left showing the whole world his “outie” belly button.

Second, and more on point, if he actually said that it’s one of the funniest things he’s ever said and that’s a really high bar!

But I think he actually said: “He’s got a person I’ve known for a long time.” referring to the the bride.

What do you think?

In my mind, I’m just going to go with the far funnier version.

And speaking of Outies, how much longer until a new season of Severance already?