BREAKING: Secret Service Agents SHOOTS HIMSELF While Escorting Jill Biden Through Philadelphia Airport

I didn’t expect this today, but a Secret Service agent has just shot himself in the Philadelphia Airport while escorting Jill Biden.

I don’t mean to make light, but if I had to escort Jill Biden through an airport, I’d probably shoot myself too!

Heck, if I had to spend ANY amount of time with Jill Biden at ANY place of ANY kind, I’d probably shoot myself too!

But in all seriousness, this actually just happened:

BREAKING 🚨🚨 Former First Lady Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself while accompanying former first lady through Philadelphia airport — Daily Mail

— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) March 27, 2026

These are not serious people….

Is it possible President Trump assigned the lowest level Secret Service members to “protect” the Bidens?

I sure would:

https://x.com/nypost/status/2037536663845351472

The NY Post reports the shooting appeared accidental and the shot was in the leg:

A Secret Service agent guarding former first lady Jill Biden shot and injured himself in the leg at Philadelphia International Airport on Friday, according to a report.

Sources told KYW that the incident took place as the Secret Service agent was escorting former President Joe Biden’s wife at the busy travel hub.

Philadelphia police and other agencies were on scene Friday morning, according to a radio report from the local CBS affiliate.

A medic was also on the scene before leaving, the report said.

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The agent’s condition was not immediately clear.

Meanwhile, can you imagine being assigned to “DOCTOR Jill Biden”?

Shoot me now!

The Secret Service agent after hearing Jill Biden correct people by saying, “It’s Doctor Jill Biden.” https://t.co/Z6kGvI69lJ pic.twitter.com/9dcSnzP05n

— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) March 27, 2026

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