HILARIOUS: Millennial Man Gives Entire Speech In "Gen Alpha" Slang

This is really well done….

Let’s take a quick break from the news so cover something fascinating and hilarious at the same time.

Each generation has their own slang.

Remember “far out”?

And “psyche!”

And “totally rad man!”

And countless others, I’m sure you could each add 5-10 of your own right off the top of your head.

The prior generation thinks you’re looney, but to you it just makes sense.

So while this is nothing new, it sure does seem like “Gen Alpha” might have the most slang of any generation I can remember, it’s almost like an entire language of their own, not just a word or two here and there.

And that’s the entire point of this video.

A Millennial Man was invited to speak to a high school full of Gen Alpha kids for “Language Week” and he decided to study up on their slang and then deliver his entire speech in Gen Alpha slang.

And the high schoolers instantly loved it and the whole thing was a huge hit!

By the way, before I show you the video I’d just like to say I am a huge fan of Gen Alpha.

Gen Alpha is based.

Gen Alpha grew up in a world of lies and they actively seek truth.

Gen Alpha is attending Christian church at the highest percentage of any generation out there, did you know that?

Gen Alpha is largely respectful, certainly more so than Gen Z and Millennials.

No offense to people who are in these categories, and of course all of this are huge generalities, but I find Gen Z to be awful to work with. They’re entitled, lazy and they don’t add a ton of value to anything they do. They are put off if you ask them to do anything.

Millennials are just obnoxious and annoying.

Gen X is cool and durable.

Boomers are awful.

And The Greatest Generation is mostly gone.

Anyway, I digress…let’s get back to the video.

Please enjoy:

Backup here if needed:

He was invited to give a speech at a high school for Language Week, and he delivered the entire speech in Gen Alpha slang. pic.twitter.com/GxCC9scSyG

— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) January 15, 2026