President Trump Posts “DRUNK PELOSI” — “Since I left Congress, my trades are shit…my Husband’s still in love with the Hammer Guy!”

What a time to be alive!

Yes, there are many scary things to be worried about when it comes to AI, but for this very moment right now I’m just going to enjoy the fact that it can give us hilarious videos like Drunk Nancy Pelosi pissed off about her trades being “shit” now that she’s dropped out of Congress and upset her husband is still in love with the “Hammer Guy”.

Absolutely hilarious!

Oh, and the best part?

President Trump just posted it to his TruthSocial:

Since I left Congress, my trades are shit. I can’t get any insider information anymore and these fuckers won’t tell me anything anymore.

So I’ve been drinking a lot more. My husband’s still in love with a homeless hammer guy, visiting him in jail and shit.

So i- it hasn’t been easy.

Okay.

And no, don’t send me your complaints about the language. [Sorry Franklin!]

I didn’t make it!

And it IS super funny.

Backup here if needed:

President Trump Shares "DRUNK PELOSI" — "Since I left Congress, my trades are shit!" pic.twitter.com/UKkxGhq8bi

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) September 8, 2025

We definitely need a part 2 of this.

I need to hear more about how Paul is still visiting “homeless hammer guy” in prison!