The absolute best Agency that I can’t wait to see abolished will be the I, the R, and the S!
Abolish the IRS!
But a close second is the awful TSA.
Ah yes, the TSA, which we only have thanks to the Hegelian Dialectic “Problem – Reaction – Solution” imposed after 9/11 — which many believe was an inside job in the first place.
More on that here if you really want to have your mind blown:
But perhaps the National Mistake that became the Patriot Act and the TSA can soon be partially rectified, at least that is if Republican Senators Mike Lee and Tommy Tuberville have anything to say about it.
Republican Senators Mike Lee and Tommy Tuberville have introduced legislation aimed at abolishing the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), proposing its replacement with private security firms under federal oversight. The initiative reflects ongoing criticism of the TSA for being intrusive, inefficient, and failing security tests.
Basically, this:

I cannot applaud this new Bill strongly enough!
It's far past time, let's make this happen!
BREAKING: Republicans are introducing legislation to abolish the TSA. pic.twitter.com/ZSst2Y9Je7
— Leading Report (@LeadingReport) March 27, 2025
But without the TSA, how will the absolute lowest of human life (TSA employees) get to grope millions of people each day, steal our water bottles, throw out our cosmetics, and make us late for our flights?
Whatever will we do without them?
And I can already hear the chants from the Left: "But who will keep us safe? We need Big Daddy Government to keep us safe!"
Nonsense, first of all.
Second of all, as with everything, the answer would be in the private sector. Let the private sector handle security, they'll do it 10x cheaper, faster and more efficient anyway:
Republicans look to abolish TSA in favor of private security at airports https://t.co/ROCeJuXFlc
— Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) March 27, 2025
Fox News had more details on how and when this might happen:
Republican senators are debuting a measure on Thursday to abolish the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), which they say has "intruded into the privacy and personal space" of Americans.
"The TSA has not only intruded into the privacy and personal space of most Americans, it has also repeatedly failed tests to find weapons and explosives. Our bill privatizes security functions at American airports under the eye of an Office of Aviation Security Oversight, bringing this bureaucratic behemoth to a welcome end. American families can travel safely without feeling the hands of an army of federal employees," Lee told Fox News Digital in a statement.
ADVERTISEMENTThe measure would officially abolish the TSA three years after being enacted into law, which the senators believe would provide time for security needs to be privatized.
The bill would also direct the Secretaries of Homeland Security and Transportation to make a reorganization plan and submit it to Congress.
In his own statement, Tuberville said, "The TSA is an inefficient, bureaucratic mess that infringes on Americans' freedoms."
"It’s a bloated agency—riddled with waste, fraud, and abuse of taxpayer dollars—that has led to unnecessary delays, invasive pat downs and bag checks, and frustration for travelers. We need to focus on more efficient and effective methods to protect our country without sacrificing the liberties and freedoms of American citizens. The TSA should be eliminated and replaced with privatized solutions that are more targeted, streamlined, and where appropriate accountable to limited government oversight," he added.
The senators specifically denote in the legislation that the reorganization plan can't require private security companies to do warrantless searches or extend the TSA in any way.
Once a plan is submitted, Congress would consider it.
Mike Lee is absolutely spot on here:
The next time you go through TSA, pay close attention to parents with babies and small children
Watch as they’re subjected to invasive, warrantless searches—treating strollers, bottles, diaper bags, formula, and even babies themselves with both intense suspicion and calloused… https://t.co/z49qe2ymBG
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) March 28, 2025
The next time you go through TSA, pay close attention to parents with babies and small children
Watch as they’re subjected to invasive, warrantless searches—treating strollers, bottles, diaper bags, formula, and even babies themselves with both intense suspicion and calloused disregard for their unique needs and circumstances
This is just another subtle, but meaningful way in which the federal government has needlessly made it more difficult for Americans to have children and raise a family
And people wonder why birth rates plummet!
ADVERTISEMENTWe don’t need TSA
Airlines can secure their own planes, and would surely do so—with far more regard for travelers and even safety itself than TSA has exhibited—if the government didn’t perform that task for them
It’s time to end TSA
Time to fire these perverts and send them packing, once and for all!
Go grope people on your own time, I'm tired of paying for it and I'm damn tired of being groped just because I didn't want the cancer scanning machine:
Too much groping
Too little benefit
Ditch TSA https://t.co/P3ZakuPtff
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) March 27, 2025
It looks like my article from Thanksgiving of last year might just prove to be prophetic:
TURKEY TRAVEL: Scan Face or Get Groped? Time to Abolish the TSA
TURKEY TRAVEL: Scan Face or Get Groped? Time to Abolish the TSA
For those of you traveling this holiday, here's a reminder:
The TSA’s new video scan may feel mandatory, but spoiler alert: It's NOT.
Your driver’s license and passport are still your golden tickets.
No federal or state law forces you into a live photoshoot at the checkpoint.
So, unless you’re angling for a spot in their database, know when to flash a smile—and when to politely decline.
Knowledge is power so know your rights.
Also, President Trump needs to ABOLISH the TSA!
By the way, do you know they have a 96% failure rate?
By the way, do you know why those nude body scanners exist?
SAIC (now Leidos Corporation) made BILLION$ selling those to airports after 9/11.
A scared public is a submissive public.
TSA is scanning passenger’s faces.
This isn’t mandatory—you can decline.
Remind your family and friends they can decline when you’re told to take the photo.
If a TSA agent tells you otherwise, ask for a supervisor. pic.twitter.com/AYnmhWhDpg
— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) March 2, 2024
🚨OBTW: You can opt out for taking the new TSA Video Scan. Your Drivers License and U.S. Passport is still all that you will need. There’s no federal law saying that you also have to be video scanned and photographed on the spot. It’s not even a state mandate. Know Your Rights… pic.twitter.com/lLh34p26cF
— The Disruptor💥 (@IWashington) April 17, 2024
Beware of the gropers:
On my way to Young Americans for Liberty Hazlitt conference and of course I declined the body scanner and elected for the public pat down molestation. #abolishthe TSA
The officer asked if anything was sore. I looked her in the eye and said “it better not be after this”. pic.twitter.com/D0CKWjLpqT
— Emily Phillips (@EmilyforNH) November 21, 2024
Axios reports:
A record 80 million Americans are expected to travel for Thanksgiving this year, according to AAA projections.
The big picture: That's an increase of 1.7 million people from last year's record-shattering figure.
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is preparing for the busiest Thanksgiving travel period on record, expecting to screen 18.3 million people from Tuesday, Nov. 26 to Monday, Dec. 2.
"Certain foods, such as gravy, cranberry sauce, wine, jam and preserves – which are considered liquids or gels – must be packed in a checked bag if they exceed 3.4 ounces," the TSA reminded air travelers.
Between the lines: Those traveling by car and plane — and potentially even by ship — can expect traffic, long lines and delays with millions more people heading elsewhere for the holiday.What they're saying: "Thanksgiving is the busiest holiday for travel, and this year we're expecting to set new records across the board, from driving to flying and cruising," Stacey Barber, vice president of AAA Travel, said in a statement.
TSA Administrator David Pekoske is expecting a very busy week at airports across the country, saying the agency "is ready to accommodate record passenger volumes."
"The 10 busiest travel days in TSA's history have all occurred in 2024,
and we anticipate that trend to continue," Pekoske added.Busiest Thanksgiving travel days by car
71.7 million people are expected to travel by car between Tuesday, Nov. 26 and Monday, Dec. 2, per AAA.
That's an additional 1.3 million travelers on the road compared to last year.
The worst times to travel by car are next Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon, according to INRIX, which provides transportation data and insights. The best time is Thanksgiving Day itself.
Drivers returning home Sunday after the holiday should leave early in the morning, INRIX said.
What we're watching: Gas prices are lower this season compared to 2023, when the national average on Thanksgiving Day was $3.26."Falling oil prices this autumn may help push the national average below $3 a gallon for the first time since 2021, and that could happen before drivers hit the road for Thanksgiving," AAA said.
Where we're going: Atlanta, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, Oahu, Orlando, and Phoenix are the cities with the highest rental demand this Thanksgiving, according to Hertz.Thanksgiving air travel record
Air travel is expected to set a new record, with a projected 5.84 million people flying domestically during the holiday week.
- That's up 2% from last year and nearly 11% over 2019.
- The increase comes even as air travelers are paying 3% more for domestic Thanksgiving flights this year, per AAA booking data.
Not exaggerating. A 96% failure rate. See quote from Politico. Now they become mandatory: https://t.co/ePfNooS6hK pic.twitter.com/cwhT7reeW8
— Michael Krieger (@LibertyBlitz) December 23, 2015
Want to go into the Nude Photo Booth and get an unhealthy dose of radiation?
Whoever’s idea it was to have these stupid humiliation ritual scanners at airport should be thrown in GITMO.
TSA precheck is worth not having to go through this. pic.twitter.com/qekZhQwHQF
— BasedBurger (@BasedBurger4654) November 8, 2024
They say they don't take nude photos anymore.
Sure. We totally believe them.
TSA 'nude' body scanners worked even worst than we thought: http://t.co/qmam4Ary3k pic.twitter.com/e58u9mnKLi
— The Daily Dot (@dailydot) August 22, 2014
TSA we got to talk. Your body scanners can see my breasts and butt, but can’t make out my fat thighs enough to not warrant a pat down?
Followed up by your agent’s response of “Maybe you should buy pre check then” 🙄 pic.twitter.com/j37B5CON93
— Jackie Guerin (@JPenguerin) September 2, 2024
https://x.com/Alien_Scientist/status/1858963793755131978
Until they're abolished, why not make them uncomfortable?
Like this guy, shirt reads 'It's Not Gay If It's TSA'

*If you're an illegal alien, ignore this article. Just walk into the airport like you own the joint. No scanning or patting needed.
Holy cow that previous line was a joke, but upon further research it's true!
OPEN BORDER: The new TSA-PRE for expedited screening is only for illegals without ID. They get to skip both the normal and pre lines for immediate screening and boarding. You are being replaced. pic.twitter.com/sEOQbp2XDs
— @amuse (@amuse) June 12, 2024
Also, if you want to fight jet lag, a Q-Link pendant really helps with that. Right now it's buy 1, get 1 free.



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