"Cold as S**t Here!" JD Vance Arrives in Greenland

VP JD Vance touched down in Greenland and opened with, “It’s cold as s*** here!”, because diplomacy works better when there’s rapport.

And rapport tends to flow where there’s humor and relatability.

Vance met with U.S. troops stationed at the icy Pituffik Space Base, where the temperature was -3°F.

He was joined by the second lady and President Trump officials as part of his push to bring Greenland into America.

Annexation talks are heating up, whether liberals want it or not.

Good times are coming back, and it seems Greenland will play a role.

NOW 🚨 Vice President JD Vance and his wife are boarding Air Force Two on their way to Greenland

Time to make Greenland the 51st State

Liberals can’t stand this pic.twitter.com/eWwfxVvClm

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) March 28, 2025

He’s going to find out soon that the turtle neck sweater he’s wearing isn’t going to cut it.

When you’re going to below 0 temperature, you need to put on some seriously thick coats and jackets.

New York Post reports:

Vice President JD Vance arrived Friday in Greenland — which President Trump hopes to annex — and was ready with some humor, telling US military personnel: “It’s cold as s— here! Nobody told me.”

Vance, 40, said Air Force Two flew over some “pretty cool spots” approaching the northern coast of the world’s largest island before he sat down for lunch with some of the roughly 600 US troops at the Pituffik Space Base.

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The vice president was joined on his whirlwind stop in the Arctic by second lady Usha Vance, national security adviser Mike Waltz and Energy Secretary Chris Wright.

Trump has lobbied for Greenland’s roughly 56,000 residents to sever ties with Denmark and join the United States to boost American interests in the region, including control over important shipping routes and access to rare earth elements.

It was indeed frigid outdoors, where the temperature was -3 degrees Fahrenheit.

🚨RED Friday. VP JD Vance and SLOTUS greet United States Space Force Guardians at Pituffik Space Base in Greenland:

"It's cold as sh*t here!" 🤣🤣🤣

Greenlanders love America.pic.twitter.com/CMahxiJPX7

— AJ Huber (@Huberton) March 28, 2025

If only he had watched the film D2: Mighty Ducks, he would’ve been prepared.

This place looks like the ice planet Hoth.

You need serious warm gear if you’re going outside over there.

Greenland is standing its ground as President Trump eyes the Arctic island for U.S. control. A recent poll shows 85% of Greenlanders oppose becoming part of the U.S., though most support full independence from Denmark. pic.twitter.com/etJGCvhsNb

— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) March 27, 2025