Ok folks, I have something that will absolutely have you dying laughing!
WARNING: there’s a little bit of crass language, but it’s SO funny I had to share it.
I actually texted my buddy Mark and told him this is a contender for funniest video of the year….
Big kudos to the team who made this over at @live_slugg_reaction on Instagram.
It’s funny on its own, but it’s even funnier if you saw the original Trump, Vance, Zelensky blow up at the White House.
What the team did is they took that video footage and came up with a different script for everyone to say and then used AI to put the script in the right voices….and it’s perfection!
Please enjoy:
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It’s a little hard to hear with all the talking over each other, but here’s my best effort at a transcript:
Vance:
I’ve actually measured my dick and it’s a good 12 inches long, while yours, Mr. Zelensky, is really short. I mean, do you have something like a two-inch micro-penis? And you think you can sit and talk with the grown-ups, man?Zelensky:
No, wait a minute. No, shut the fuck up.ADVERTISEMENTVance:
Not only do you have a micro-penis—which is an important point—but on top of that, you refuse to share your Pokémon cards, and that’s not nice.Zelensky:
Okay, so first of all, a two-inch penis is not a micro-penis, okay? And for your second point, my Pokémon cards are all mine and I don’t have to share them if I don’t want to. I work super hard, and they’re really special to me.Trump:
No, no, no—you don’t understand. You can’t continue to play with us if you refuse to share your cards. It’s not fair. It was my mom who gave them to me, and that’s not cool. But that’s how it is when you play with friends.So when I ask you to show us all your—
Zelensky:
But they are mine. They are my cards. I received them for Christmas; they are my dragons.Trump:
If you keep going like this, you know what? Nobody will want to play with you anymore—and that includes me.Zelensky:
You never want to let me play with your Xbox. How do you think that makes me feel?Trump:
There are some games that are too violent for you.ADVERTISEMENTZelensky:
I’m old enough; it’s not that violent. I don’t even need the nightlife to fall asleep at night anymore,Trump:
Then your mom will get upset and then she’ll call my mom and I’ll be the one who gets in trouble. So you’re going to stop complaining and give me your Pokémon cards and your lunch money before I punch you in.
So many classic lines in here, I still keep catching new things each time I listen!
And in case that doesn’t work, I’ve got a backup for you….
Watch here:
Haters gonna say this is fake….
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/y0yxEzWPcD— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) March 8, 2025
I’ve watched it at least 10 times and I laugh harder and harder each time!
Hard to pick a favorite line but I think it’s when Trump first jumps in with “no, no, no!”
You gotta have a good laugh sometimes, so I hope this brought you one!
As I said, the video was all based on this interaction in case you want to see the source material (it does make it much funnier if you know the real history of the conversation):
EXTENDED CUT: President Trump and Zelensky -- "If we're out, you'll fight it out and you don't have any cards (FAFO)"
A real life movie is currently playing out in the White House between President Trump and President Zelensky and it's better than anything you'll see in the movie theater from Hollywood.
This is real life and it's absolutely captivating.
You're watching a raw display of power and leverage being applied in a master class.
Meanwhile, you're likely seeing the end of the Zelensky presidency, all while WW3 hangs in the balance.
This is absolutely wild.
President Trump literally just hit Zelensky with a FAFO:
Trump just literally tells Zelensky FAFO:
“You’re either going to make a deal, or we’re out. And if we’re out, you’ll find out… (FAFO)
You’re not acting at all thankful… and that’s not a nice thing…
This is gonna be great television, I’ll say that.” pic.twitter.com/3UXsYk5lao
— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) February 28, 2025
Here is the extended cut, 10:00 full minutes and it's truly a must watch.
Here it is:
EXTENDED CUT -- Trump and Zelensky
Absolute fire.
This is what I voted for! pic.twitter.com/kfJSAnr9ZJ
— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) February 28, 2025
MORE BELOW:
WATCH: President Trump EXPLODES On Zelensky — The End Of His Presidency?
WATCH: President Trump EXPLODES On Zelensky -- The End Of His Presidency?
President Trump and JD Vance just exploded on Ukrainian President Zelensky at the White House.
It looks like the gloves are completely off and Zelensky is not coping well.
President Trump once again pulled off a master stroke, exposing Zelensky for all the world to see.
Not a hidden, closed door meeting, but right out in the open.
It got heated fast:
TRUMP, STARING DIRECTLY AT ZELENSKY: No, no. You've done a lot of talking. You're NOT winning this. You have a da*mn good chance of coming out OK because of US.
ZELENSKY: We have been alone.
TRUMP: A stupid president gave you $350 billion. We gave you equipment. Your men are… pic.twitter.com/1no9Wpi9O3
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 28, 2025
Here's a longer clip including JD Vance telling Zelensky to just say "thank you" and exposing him for campaigning for Joe Biden:
“You're gambling with the lives of millions of people! You're gambling with World War III!”
Zelensky looks visibly uncomfortable as Trump and Vance read him the riot actpic.twitter.com/LE8wUvyEeI
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 28, 2025
"Ragdolled" is a good term:
HOLY SMOKES.
Trump just RAGDOLLED Zelensky in the Oval Office.
I’ve never been more proud to be an American. pic.twitter.com/yijXdjx1d7
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) February 28, 2025
Look at all the body language....
How many times does President Trump put his hands on Zelensky expressing clear domination?
How uncomfortable and angry does Zelensky look?
I think Thomas Massie summed it up perfectly asking if this was the moment his Presidency ends?
Is this the end of Zelensky’s presidency? He hitched his wagon to Biden and the deep state. They lost and now he doesn’t seem to be playing his cards well. https://t.co/rKvJIFmAjQ
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) February 28, 2025
This was all very deliberate, very real but also a show put on for the cameras to expose Zelensky.
Zelensky doesn't want a cease fire.
He wants his people to keep dying.
Trump and Vance just hammered Zelensky in the Oval Office in front of the news media.
This is MUST WATCH.
European politicians are going to freaking out.
— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) February 28, 2025
Here's more from the NY Post:
President Trump told Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky that he was “gambling with World War III” during a fiery Oval Office exchange Friday.
The high-stakes visit went off the rails shortly after Vice President JD Vance leaned into Zelensky for seeming to slight his American counterparts.
Vance said it was “disrespectful for Zelensky to come into the Oval Office, litigating in front of the American media,” according to a pool report.
ADVERTISEMENTTrump then raised his voice, telling Zelensky, “you’re not really in a good position right now.”
“You’re gambling with WWIII,” the American president said.
“Have you said thank you once?” the vice president chimed in.
“You went to Pennsylvania to campaign for the opposition.”
The day started a little lighter:
President Trump Clowns Zelensky For Looking Like a Slob
President Zelensky flew to D.C. today to meet with President Trump and sign the minerals deal.
While greeting him at the door, President Trump immediately clowned him for always looking like a slob, quipping "He's all dressed up today" because he was in slightly nicer black fatigues instead of his normal army green slop.
Take a look:
JUST IN: President Trump tells Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky he's "all dressed up today" when he shows up to the White House in cargo pants and work boots.
"He's all dressed up today."
LOL! pic.twitter.com/daZq301g5r
— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) February 28, 2025
Absolutely hilarious!
President Trump clowning him right to his face and then pointing and smiling while everyone takes a picture.
Parading the little imp around like he owns him!
This will long be one of my favorite Zelensky moments:
🚨 LMAO! President Trump pokes at Zelensky for showing up to the White House dressed like he’s going hiking
“Oh look, he’s all dressed up today!” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/aRKwyN0yiy
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) February 28, 2025
Meanwhile, inside Zelensky looked extremely uncomfortable and shall we say "not happy"?
Look at this body language even with the sound off:
🚨President Trump on the mineral deal being signed with President Zelenskyy today:
"We're going to be taking it and using it for all the things we do including AI, including weapons, and the military... This puts us in good shape."
pic.twitter.com/kU5E10dFXq— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 28, 2025
God Bless President Trump!
Cleaning up Biden's mess, or should I say Biden's treason?
Mess implies it was an accident or due to neglect.
I think it was intentional.
But President Trump is stepping in to fix things and to get our $350 billion back!
Imagine how much we could cut taxes if we suddenly had $350 billion back....
NOW - Trump says the United States will use Ukraine's rare earths for creating AI and weapons.pic.twitter.com/XNmn8LMff6
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) February 28, 2025
I'll leave you with this....
The funniest video of the day was this one:
OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/n9w02LIDEE
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) February 28, 2025
Hilarious!
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