ENJOY: Absolutely HILARIOUS....And Actually A Great Song!

Oh my goodness….who makes these things?

I honestly can’t stop listening, I’m blasting this from my car as I drive around town!

This is hilarious, brilliant and actually a really good song all at the same time.

And now without further adieu, I give you President Trump singing Reggae on the White House lawn, with Pete Hegseth on Drums, and Tulsi and Electric Guitar — President Trump sings “Open The Strait” — ENJOY:

I don't know who makes this, but the @elonmusk part is hilarious 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BugPCL7pOp

— Donna Louise (@DonnaLouise1212) April 3, 2026

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I can’t even pick a favorite part, but Elon and AOC is great, the lyrics are perfect, paper-cutout Khamenei on fire is hilarious…

Can’t even pick a favorite line:

“When I go big I hit the top!”

Nobody does it like me, nobody will”

“I said watch me go….I run the pressure game, I just steal the show!”

Perfect chorus:

“Open the strait — or I will.”

FULL LYRICS:

Yeah, wake up. Check the map. Get the straights on mine. Ships backed up heavy. That’s a bad headline. They said, “Sir, be careful.”

I said, “Watch me go.” I run the pressure game. I just steal the show. 48 hours. Yeah, I set the clock. You either open up or I rock the dock.

People call it risk, I call it a deal. Big moves only. That’s just how I feel. Open the straits or I will. Big ships moving. You know the drill.

You push one button, overkill. Nobody does it like me. Nobody will. Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart. You don’t want the second part.

Lights go out and engine stop. When I go big, I hit the top part. I hit the top. Well, they talk a fine line. Yeah, I’ve seen it before.

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But they fall real quick when I raise the score. All caps typing. Yeah, I mean every word. Say it loud enough. The whole world’s heard.

Sitting quiet. I call them out. If you’re not with me, what’s that about? I say we’re winning it and I repeat. Turn the pressure up.

Feel the heat. No one is ready. Oh, I will. The big ships moving. You know the drill. Push one button, overkill.

Nobody does it like me. Nobody will. Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart. You don’t want the second part. Lights go out.

Engine stop. When I go big, I hit the top. I hit the top of the tick-tock. Don’t wait. I decide the final stage.

Say my name. Dominate every move. I escalate. They said no. I said watch. Flip the switch. Not in the notch.

World stage. Send the spot. I take everything. You go straight or I will. Big ships moving. You know the drill.

Push one button. Overkill. Nobody does it like me. Nobody will. Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart.

You don’t want the second part. Lights go out and engine stop. When I go big, I hit the top. Straight or I will.

Ships moving. You know the drill. Push one button, overkill. Nobody does it like me. Nobody will.

Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart. You don’t want the second part. Lights go out and engine stop. I hit the top.

This might go straight to #1 on my list of Trump meme songs.

If this isn’t #1, then this classic probably is:

Please enjoy:

"Now I ain't sayin' she a vote rigger"#TrumpMugShot at Fulton County

By the Memefellas of the Dilley Meme Team@Ramble_Rants @TAftermath2020 @MakaveliMemez @C3PMeme @Fuknutz pic.twitter.com/npHltFhIwC

— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) August 25, 2023

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I can’t even pick a favorite line, so many good ones…

If it’s not the chorus “But Fatty only make my lead bigger” then I think MAYBE it would have to be “You will see her at the Court House, Call Her Fatty Willis”: