PART 1: Old 2015 Post Resurfaces, Seems To Almost Perfectly Describe Events Happening RIGHT NOW In The Middle East

DISCLAIMER:  Every once in a while, I like to bring you something interesting, but not at all confirmed as “hard news”.  A little off the beaten path.

And that’s what I have for you right here.

I found this interesting and I am posting it mostly because you might also find it interesting and also just to document it and have a record of it in case more of this starts playing out in April.

Basically, here’s the deal….an old 4chan post from 2015 described a series of events that would play out in the Middle East and a surprising number of them early in the list seem to be happening right now.

And then of course the concerning part is if more of them continue to happen, it’s bad.  Really bad.

See for yourself here:

🚨 Old 4chan post predicted World War 3 and alien invasion

Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran
Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites
Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb
Oil prices skyrocket, blackouts in Africa and… pic.twitter.com/XctriO0HfG

— Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) March 19, 2026

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FULL TEXT:

Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran
>Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites
>Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb
>Oil prices skyrocket, blackouts in Africa and third world
>US sends 3 aircraft carriers
>At least 2 sunk by Iran, Russia, and China using suicide tactics
>US tries amphibious invasion, first fails with massive casualties
>Second attempt succeeds, oil fields seized, advance halts
>US civil war begins, anti-war bloc takes DC with military support
>US splits in two and retreats from Middle East
>Turkey betrays NATO, joins Russia-Iran-China alliance, attacks Israel
>China invades Taiwan and Guam
>North Korea invades South, Japan fails to stop it
>India possibly flips sides
>Russia invades Poland and Baltics, links to Kaliningrad
>Finland and NATO invade Russia, take Saint Petersburg
›Europe collapses into riots, famine, and civil wars
>Latin America allies with China and Russia
>US invaded from the south, advance stops at Colorado
>50 to 150 tactical nukes used high in atmosphere
>Tsar Bomb and two strategic nukes used in Europe
›Israel destroyed, Palestinians wiped with it
>Air travel ends, crime and chaos everywhere
>3 weeks of nuclear events
>Fake alien invasion begins
>MJ12 releases synthetic alien soldiers (PLFs)
>PLFs hunt survivors, FEMA camps classify people as useful or undesirables
>By 2027, 5 billion dead
>Fake aliens defeated with help of real ones
>One world government under MJ12 and the UN
> Dome of the Rock destroyed
›Script complete

Backup here on Rumble if needed:

Grok has more details about the original post:

• This X post recirculates a purported 2015 4chan thread detailing a scripted global catastrophe, starting with Israel striking Iran and escalating to nuclear exchanges, U.S. civil war, and a staged alien invasion by MJ-12 to impose UN-led world government by 2027.
• The narrative’s early steps align loosely with 2026 Middle East tensions, driving 1.1 million views and 8,000+ likes, but implausible elements like Finland seizing St. Petersburg prompt skeptical replies questioning its credibility as prophecy versus fiction.
• “PLFs” refer to “Programmed Life Forms,” a concept from 1990s UFO lore alleging bioengineered aliens for false flags, tying into declassified CIA documents on psychological operations that fuel conspiracy communities without verified evidence.

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— Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) March 19, 2026

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