Jon Stewart has a history of on-air hand injuries, and he just added to the count.
But… this one might have a silver lining! (Spoiler Alert: he might score some sweet DOGE merch while he recoups!)
During the opening to Monday’s “Daily Show”, Stewart got into character as his version of a DOGE staffer.
Of course, he took a shot at Elon Musk’s 13 children in the process, with a “World’s Most Dad” mug sitting on the desk with his trusty calculator.
In a rant that ended up torching former President Biden for having the audacity to brag about cutting the costs associated with a mere 10 medical drugs, Stewart reached for the mug… and shattered it.
Here’s the clip of the on-air rant going awry:
Jon Stewart injured his hand on The Daily Show Monday night after smashing a mug on his desk. #DOGE #thedailyshow pic.twitter.com/5bQV1mMnYP
— LateNighter (@latenightercom) February 25, 2025
The clip cuts to “four minutes later”… when Stewart pulls his bloody hand up to get a look at it, as the audience gasps.
Stewart’s opening monologue prior to the wounding of his hand included several jabs at DOGE.
Instead of firing federal workers, he emphasized that the agency should be more interested in eliminating spending from other areas — like cutting subsidies to oil, gas, and pharmaceutical companies, according to Fox News:
In his opening monologue, Stewart gave credit to President Donald Trump for trying to make the federal government more efficient but said the recent layoffs of federal workers felt like “emotional whiplash from looking for efficiencies.”
“But apparently our nation’s civil service is now synonymous with waste, fraud and abuse,” he said sarcastically.
Stewart went on to dispute DOGE claims about savings and suggested there were other ways to rein in government spending.
Pretending to be a DOGE employee, Stewart took out a calculator and a mug reading “World’s Most Dad,” an apparent reference to DOGE head Elon Musk.
ADVERTISEMENTInstead of firing federal workers, Stewart said the agency should focus its energy on eliminating spending elsewhere. He listed examples like cutting billions in subsidies to oil and gas companies and pharmaceutical companies.
“Holy s—! I can’t believe it! I just saved us billions of dollars in 11 seconds,” Stewart mocked.
The comedian then turned his ire on former President Joe Biden for boasting last August that his administration had negotiated down the prices of ten prescription drugs for Medicare beneficiaries.
“It would be embarrassing if it was a small drop in the bucket and that the American people didn’t expect that we should negotiate for all their f—ing drugs because we’ve already paid for it with our subsidies!” Stewart said sarcastically, growing increasingly agitated as he spoke, then smashing his mug.
“Come on!” he yelled before looking at his injured hand and hiding it under the desk.
“I’ll be going to the hospital soon,” Stewart said with a chuckle, then returned to his rant.
“Unhinged” was the word that came to mind when I saw the clip.
One of Jon Stewarts fellow comedians had the same response…
Nothing says “completely unhinged” quite like Jon Stewart smashing a mug and cutting his hand while ranting about DOGE.
pic.twitter.com/hy5ShZwDj7— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) February 26, 2025
In 2011, Stewart suffered a similar on-air injury during a segment.
Back then it was a blender that did the damage, and it cut his wrist.
Stewart talked about his on-air injuries, saying that someone in the crew asked if he wanted to put some duct tape on it, according to a story in the Huffington Post:
“Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said Monday night’s injury that left him bleeding on the set in the middle of the opening monologue was actually the second time he needed stitches for a bit gone wrong.
“It was a margarita blender with me and [John] Oliver,” he said in a new video, referring to a segment in 2011 in which the blender broke, cutting open his wrist. “And Oliver couldn’t have been happier.”
Stewart said Oliver “sat there gleefully watching,” and at one point offered up a Monty Python-esque “it’s just a flesh wound” as he bled.
As Stewart recalled the previous injury, he showed off the result of his current one, with his finger wrapped in a makeshift bandage that someone on set devised.
“They just go, ‘You want some duct tape on that? Old electricians trick,’” he said. “I’m like, ‘Sure.’”
Stewart cut his hand open during Monday night’s show when he smashed a mug in anger as he railed against the pharmaceutical industry in the middle of a segment focusing on how DOGE is targeting federal workers and slashing basic services while ignoring government handouts to big businesses.
“I’ll be going to the hospital,” Stewart said after examining the wound.
In a hilarious spin in the aftermath of Stewart’s newest hand wound…
Elon Musk chimed in to the online conversation.
And I will never get tired of Elon Musk ‘entering the chat’, so to speak — ever.
The DOGE Secretary shared a Fox News story on his X platform about Jon Stewart’s wounded hand, and offered to send him DOGE merch “to comfort him while he recovers”!
I will send him some @DOGE merch to comfort him while he recovers from this injury
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 26, 2025
Elon also replied to a few other commenters on his shared Fox News post, according to a story in The Independent:
Elon Musk offered to send Jon Stewart some Department of Government Efficiency merchandise after The Daily Show host sliced his hand open during a fiery speech about government cuts initiated by the tech billionaire’s advisory body.
Stewart became increasingly riled up while addressing frustration over government inefficiencies and DOGE’s approach to pharmaceutical subsidies on Monday evening’s show when the injury occurred.
Musk also replied with a dart hitting the bullseye emoji in response to a commenter who wrote of Stewart: “There is a metaphor here. Democrats are so lost in anti-Elon anger that they end up hurting themselves.”
To another who posted the clip and commented: “This is not normal.” Musk responded: “Anger management issues.”
One person’s anger management issues is another person’s TDS.
Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to wreak havoc on the nervous systems of leftists, progressives, and your average democrats across the country.
And sometimes, it can even manifest in various hand lacerations and raging fits.
If you, or someone you know, is suffering from TDS… it’s time to turn the page.
We’re MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN; and you’re invited.
But you should definitely quarantine at home, alone, until you have that TDS out of your system.
We don’t need another democrat-created pandemic at this stage of the game.



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