Folks, I have bad news to report…
A lot of really good people — TRUMP VOTERS EVEN! — are losing their jobs after USAID has been shut down and it’s causing a ton of devastation.
We must bring light to this very important topic.
Hey, I don’t make the news, I just report it.
Like this fella, who was FINALLY just promoted to the night shift in the counting stars program, now fired on the spot:
Or what about this lady?
What is she supposed to do now? What about her family?
She was in charge of the entire program that was studying migration patters of fire ants to find better, more effective ways of turning them transgender.
What’s she supposed to do now?
And what are we supposed to do about the fire ants?
Just let them be non-trans?
Really?
Is that a “solution” to you?
Lost my job at USAID today. I was in charge of studying migration patterns of fire ants to identify better ways to make them transgender.
Now what? pic.twitter.com/qiQdnjRkCm— WifeOfCloud (@WifeOfCloud) February 5, 2025
Or how about RED from Texas, who had finally landed a job in the Rain Drop Racing Department and was doing incredible work refereeing raindrop races down the windows of government buildings.
Now?
UNEMPLOYED.
Just like that.
I just lost my job at usaid today, I was working in the rain drop racing Department, I was the honorary referee. After 10 years of refereeing raindrop racing on the Windows of the department building I'm unemployed!LMFAO!!!!!
— RED Texas (@REDTexas64) February 11, 2025
Or how about this guy?
He was studying the Ring Around the Rosie, and day after day he kept his pockets full of posies….
Rigorous work trying to figure out why the ashes were there and they all kept falling down.
Now?
LOST HIS JOB, NO WARNING AT ALL!
JUST LOST MY USAID JOB‼️ pic.twitter.com/w0tQ4ExQiN
— COACHTY (@TheRealTRTalks) February 11, 2025
Or what about this lady?
She’s crushed!
She studied the impact of running around like a chicken with your head cut off. So many analytical studies. So much work. Now all for nothing.
She now regrets voting for Trump:
I lost my job also 🥹 pic.twitter.com/lFTPEDnd4X
— Aunty Kitty (@wake_up_girl_3) February 9, 2025
This poor gal was in charge of putting up the Taliban and Hamas tents so they could make their videos.
Now?
FIRED.
I too was laid off today from USAID. My job was to set up tents so Hamas could make propaganda videos. pic.twitter.com/RBaNxsj1Fw
— Amanda Doege (@HaginDoege) February 5, 2025
Shoot, even Rep. Mike Collins has been hit….
No one is immune!
Rep. Collins was in charge (the top guy!!) in the program charged with making the Taliban Trans.
Now?
Laid off, just when they were starting to hit their stride.
So maddening…
I got laid off at USAID today. I was in charge of making the Taliban trans. Was really starting to make headway too.
— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) February 5, 2025
And of course….I saved the best one of all for last:
“I’M DONE!” — Man Distraught Over What Elon Musk Has Done To Him and His Family!
"I'M DONE!" -- Man Distraught Over What Elon Musk Has Done To Him and His Family!
Ok folks, sometimes you just have to laugh!
Because sunlight is the best disinfectant and laughter is often the best medicine.
Major props to this man and his daughter for putting together this hilarious skit.
The daughter may have been the best part, trying to hard to to keep a straight face but basically pulling off her best Jimmy Fallon from the Jeffrey's SNL sketch...
Hey, who can blame her? This is absolutely hilarious and the dad absolutely nailed it.
Someone give this man his own show!
Elon Musk himself reposted it because it's so good.
The man starts off by saying "talk about regretting your vote" and then saying how he's done with Trump and Elon because of all they've done to his family. He says he was the Shift Lead for the last 7 years on "Project Bus" where....they were studying to find out if, in fact, the wheels on the bus do go round and round or not.
It's brilliant satire because it's almost impossible to distinguish whether or not this was a real USAID funded job or not.
Please enjoy:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 8, 2025
Back to the daughter and her valiant attempt not to crack up like we all are.....you know I'm not going to end this article without two of my favorite SNL skits where it's so funny even the professional actors can't keep from breaking character and cracking up!
First up of course is Lisa From Temecula:
And the OG of course is Jimmy Fallon in the "Jeffrey's" sketch:
Jimmy can NOT keep it together and it only makes is all the more hilarious!
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