I assume most of you are not on the Joe Biden email list….
I actually am, and I’ll explain why at the end of this report (it’s all related to “Bullish Noah”).
But first let’s take a look at the very strange email the DNC just sent out to their base.
Let’s start with Laura Loomer who reports the DNC sent out this email showing Biden’s polling compared to possible replacement candidates:
🚨 BREAKING:
The Biden campaign emailed out polling comparing other Democrat candidates to Trump in a Presidential matchup.
For the Biden campaign to do this means they have lost all trust in Biden and are actively looking to replace him.
A Biden campaign fundraising email was sent out with a polling graphic comparing Biden vs. Trump to potential Democrat alternatives in the event that
@TheDemocrats
replace
@JoeBiden
.ADVERTISEMENTHarris
Buttigieg
Booker
Newsom
Whitmer
Klobuchar
Shapiro
Pritzker
🚨 BREAKING:
The Biden campaign emailed out polling comparing other Democrat candidates to Trump in a Presidential matchup.
For the Biden campaign to do this means they have lost all trust in Biden and are actively looking to replace him.
A Biden campaign fundraising email… pic.twitter.com/D5g4JCrPnc
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) June 30, 2024
But that’s just the start….
The whole email was wild, starting with this:
Lol holy shit this email from the Biden campaign acknowledging supporters are panicking, polls are to be ignored, Biden is old, but too bad you’re stuck with him pic.twitter.com/sVOm9pCH77
— Sunny (@sunnyright) June 30, 2024
Basically: “he’s old, get over it”.
Wow….
Ok by me!
I say 100% keep Biden in there!
Because I do not want any of this:
This is perhaps the best (and by "best" I mean strangest) part of the email:
Biden campaign fundraising email:
“The bedwetting brigade is calling for Joe Biden to "drop out." That is the best possible way for Donald Trump to win and us to lose.
First of all: Joe Biden is going to be the Democratic nominee, period. End of story. Voters voted. He won overwhelmingly. And if he were to drop out, it would lead to weeks of chaos, internal foodfighting, and a bunch of candidates who limp into a brutal floor fight at the convention, all while Donald Trump has time to speak to American voters uncontested.
All of that would be in service of a nominee who would go into a general election in the weakest possible position with zero dollars in their bank account. You want a highway to losing? It's that.”
Biden campaign fundraising email:
“The bedwetting brigade is calling for Joe Biden to "drop out." That is the best possible way for Donald Trump to win and us to lose.
First of all: Joe Biden is going to be the Democratic nominee, period. End of story. Voters voted. He won… pic.twitter.com/y4iEvegTRE
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) June 30, 2024
Here's a freebie pro-tip for the DNC: when your candidate already has one foot in the grave and is widely mocked for shitting his pants live on TV at meetings with the other G7 leaders, perhaps putting a focus on "bedwetting" is not your best play....
Just saying.
But want to know the best part of all?
The DNC's own email polling shows President Trump beats EVERY possible Democrat candidate -- even Biden!
These people are so dumb they actually emailed this out.
Imaging emailing your entire base to tell them exactly how much you suck?
📊 Post-debate poll: @DataProgress
🟥 Trump: 48% (+3)
🟦 Biden: 45%
—
🟥 Trump: 48% (+3)
🟦 Harris: 45%
—
🟥 Trump: 46% (+2)
🟦 Whitmer: 44%
—
🟥 Trump: 47% (+3)
🟦 Newsom: 44%
—
🟥 Trump: 46% (+3)
🟦 Shapiro: 43%
—
🟥 Trump: 47% (+3)
🟦 Buttigieg: 44%
—
🟥 Trump: 46% (+3)
🟦… pic.twitter.com/zYJAeauAm6— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) June 30, 2024
Results:
Trump: 48% (+3)
Biden: 45%Trump: 48% (+3)
Harris: 45%ADVERTISEMENTTrump: 46% (+2)
Whitmer: 44%Trump: 47% (+3)
Newsom: 44%Trump: 46% (+3)
Shapiro: 43%Trump: 47% (+3)
Buttigieg: 44%Trump: 46% (+3)
Klobuchar: 43%Trump: 46% (+3)
Pritzker: 43%
You gotta love it!
Now....why am I on the Democrat email list?
Allow me to explain:
Bullish NOAH Returns: Nancy Pelosi Stunned By Return of Trump MAGA Rallies!
Bullish NOAH Returns: Nancy Pelosi Stunned By Return of Trump MAGA Rallies!
These continue to crack me up!
In case you missed the last one, here's a little background....
It appears as though some joker out there signed my email up for Nancy Pelosi's fundraising email list.
They probably thought they really got me, but guess what?
I love it!
I love getting a sneak peak on what the enemy is doing and they just invited me into their camp!
Hilarious.
They aren't the brightest.
I guess they knew enough to find my email address but didn't know enough to realize my name is NOAH, so instead (and I have no idea why) they listed my name as "Bullish".
Weird, right?
I actually kind of like that too....Bullish sounds strong! Perfect fit!
From now on, you can refer to me a BULLISH NOAH!
It also reminds me of the prophecies about Trump from Kim Clement that he would be like a BULL in a China shop, not respecting Republicans or Democrats or traditions or rulers.
So that's the backstory.
Now here's the latest one I just got.
I hope they never delete me from their mailing list because these are too hilarious to miss!
Check it out:
Now I know this is written to be a fundraising email, but isn't it hilarious how pathetic Democrats sound all the time?
Even on something like this, they just sound so weak and worthless!
I love how it starts off with them being "STUNNED" and then they go into how worried they are Trump is going to take away their majority in Congress and then beat them in a new run for President!
Hilarious!
You know why they sound so scared?
Because they are.
Truth be known, they know they stole (literally stole by fraud) the election and they know Trump is coming back.
Not in 2024, but soon. Very soon!
And you can just FEEL the fear dripping off this "fundraising email".
Keep up the good work Dems, you are truly hilarious and pitiful all at the same time!
Sincerely yours,
BULLISH NOAH
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