Advil Releases Woke Ad Campaign: Pain Is Now Racist?

By now, we’ve all gotten used to the stream of advertisements that don’t bother to actually sell a product as much as they serve as a way to spew out leftist talking points on issues like gender and race.

But Advil has nevertheless sparked some attention for its latest effort to appease the woke corporate overlords with its publication of an ad railing against the supposed “history of systemic pain bias.”

Here’s how the Gateway Pundit covered the story:

The marketing geniuses at Advil, apparently taking a page out of Bud Light’s playbook, launched the Advil Pain Equity Project to end “systemic pain racism.”

The company, owned by Pfizer,  launched the project last fall with ads sharing personal stories.

The video fueled an array of disapproving social media remarks:

Pain is racist, according to Advil.

Imagine being this out of touch with reality. pic.twitter.com/akLutYQ8Zs

— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) March 15, 2024

White people after taking 2 advil https://t.co/DCltGeT4ZG pic.twitter.com/MgBpeYShGl

— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) March 15, 2024

Advil has gone full DEI. A new ad campaign claims that black people suffer more pain on average compared to white people and that it’s time for “pain equity.” pic.twitter.com/m7EEOBeNMw

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 15, 2024

The perfect representation of corporate Diversity, Equity and Inclusion:
Advil in white area – not locked up but with lots of diversity messages so whitey knows Advil REALLY care about black people;
Advil in black area – locked behind screen. pic.twitter.com/Pnp0QeWgIl

— Leo Kearse – see me on YouTube & Headliners (@LeoKearse) March 15, 2024

Of course, any non-black pain sufferers who have struggled to find the root of their discomfort is likely to see things much differently than Advil.

But is the company’s supposed concern about so-called systemic racism genuine? According to a survey conducted amid the nationwide riots sparked by George Floyd’s death in 2020, most consumers probably don’t think it is.

According to Pew Research:

Even as Americans hold mixed views about the importance of such statements, they have become fairly common following the global protests that erupted in response to the killing of Floyd in police custody on Memorial Day. This survey finds that a vast majority of adults (80%) say they have seen or heard companies and organizations making public statements about race or racial inequality in the past few months, with majorities across racial and ethnic groups and political parties saying this.

While some businesses have been praised for speaking out about racial inequality, critics have questioned the timing and sincerity of these messages. At the same time, many brands have been called out for their own track records related to diversity and inclusion.

This survey finds that people who have come across brands releasing statements about race are more likely to attribute those pronouncements to companies feeling pressured to do so than a genuine concern about the plight of Black people.

Here’s a look at one of the Advil videos:

Are you ready to stop supporting these Woke brands?

It’s simple, here’s how:

Is It Time To “Make The Switch”? Let Me Explain…

Is it time to stop supporting Far-Left Woke Companies, Stores and Products?

I’m not big on “boycotts” but I am big on taking back our power and “voting with our dollars”.

Why do we continue to support places like Target when they constantly push the Gay and Trans agenda down our throats and onto our children?

I could give you hundreds of examples, but remember this?

Target Hires “Pride Strategist” Who Vows To “Make Trouble”

Or this?

Target Under Heavy Fire: “Satan Respects Pronouns”

Just two examples.

Or how about shopping at stores so poorly ran so scared of their customers that they place socks and under behind glass doors with lock and key?

Shoplifting Wave Drives Walmart, Target To Take Unprecedented Step — 40 Minute Wait Times For Underwear!

Are you a customer or a suspected criminal?

Truth be told, the stores are overrun by crime thanks for Far-Left Cities legalizing shoplifting.

Or how about when Gillette told all us men we had "toxic masculinity"?

Yeah, that was charming!

Thanks Gillette!

Of course we all remember Bud Light giving us trans male (or is it trans female, I can never remember which way it goes) Dylan Mulvaney as their new face of the brand?

But that's just the social issues side of things....

How about the products themselves?

Well, I sure hope you didn't put any of this J&J talc powder on your baby:

J&J Enters $9 BILLION Baby Cancer Settlement — How To Keep Your Family SAFE!

And I hope you don't have any of these spices in your kitchen:

BREAKING: Arsenic, Cadmium, and Lead Found In Major Brand Name Spices!

Or any of these baby food pouches:

Recall Alert: Popular Baby Fruit Pouch Contains Lead

Look, I could go on all day, but I think you get the idea.

And as usual, I don't like to just leave you with a problem....that's not what we do here.

So I have a question for you:  Perhaps it's time to break up with these companies?

But what other options are there?

You know I've got you covered!

How about this....

How about shopping from a company that actually likes you!

Where everything just gets delivered right to your door...no driving to the store, fighting for a parking spot, standing in long lines, dealing with rude employees....and nothing is placed behind glass doors with lock and key!

By a company that has a 40-year track record of doing things right...

A 40-year track record of being proudly America-First, way before President Trump hit the scene in 2015...

Not only America First but made, sourced, warehoused and shipped all from America!  For 40 years and counting!

Oh, and 100% non-toxic!

No Flouride (if you don't want it), no Red Dye 3 or 40, no Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals (EDCs) in any cosmetics product....

Got a problem?  One phone call to their US-based customer service where everything is actually helpful (cheery, even) and they are happy to help you out, almost as if they like you!

Gee, what a novel concept!

It's time to Make The Switch folks....stop supporting Target and WalMart.

Stop buying products that are hazardous to your health with so many additives and chemicals in them that you can't even pronounce half the label.

You THINK you have a choice between all these companies listed below in the circle, but what most people don't realize is they're all owned by only 11 companies.  

11.

Interesting number.

Will probably be even less than that in the future when these merge even further.

It's an ILLUSION of choice.

The same goes for all your media...

It's just an ILLUSION of different choices, but owned by these 6 companies:

Oh and how do you think they got to be such a great America-First company with such a long track record of success?

A strong founder, full of vision and drive.

While you may have never heard of this company (because they do ZERO advertising), Barack Hussein Obama knew about them!

In fact, when he was in office, he created a list of the Top 10 most "Dangerous Conservatives" in America and he placed their Founder on it as #8!

(a list I one day hope to make myself!)

As I said, they do zero advertising -- they rely on people like me to spread the word.  Good old word of mouth!

So on top of being the last Family-owned major consumer goods manufacturer not part of the Big-11, comparable or often lower prices, supporting American jobs and families, here's more:

Non-toxic products!

That means no Arsenic, Cadmium, and Lead in their food products!

Which really, if we're being honest, should be the bare minimum for everyone, right?

Stunning I even have to tell you that, but I guess I do!

But it also means no Red Dye 40 or Flouride in the toothpaste or chemicals in the cleaning products, or Deet in the mosquito repellant.

What novel concepts, right?

Oh, and Black Angus beef, pasture raised on hundreds of thousands of acres.

Free roaming with plenty of open air between all the cattle.

Grass fed.

No hormones and no antibiotics.  Never!

Oh, and it's CHEAPER than Omaha Steaks!

And....they control the ENTIRE process from the cows grazing in the pasture to eventually ending up in your freezer.

But that's a whole other topic!

Not only do they do zero advertising but it's it's actually "Invite Only".

They only want people on the same mission to join and they're happy to say "no" to the Far-Left Libs!

They've been doing it for nearly 40 years and it's been working great.

Everyone gets a personal, white glove, concierge customer service support to get you access to everything they have.

Imagine that!

No call centers from India.

Just real, friendly, helpful and NICE Americans helping Americans!

Wow, like going back in a time-machine.

So it is Invite only...and good thing you know someone that has the invites....(me!).

If you'd like to find out more and get a FREE personal invite, just go here and tell them Noah sent you:  https://SwitchWithNoah.com

It's the real deal, and because they don't raise the Black Angus like the big companies do, they may have the SHUT OFF invites if they grow too fast.