Joe Biden: “I plan on being a PGA”

Joe Biden has had some doozies when it comes gaffes and slurring his words.

My favorite was probably Merfin and Ruthers, which I’ll post down below if you don’t remember that one.

But the latest is just as bad.

When asked what he thinks about the LIV takeover of the PGA, Biden appears disoriented and then smirks and says “I plan on being a PGA”.

What does that even mean?

Watch for yourself:

REPORTER: "Do you have a comment on the PGA merging with LIV?"

BIDEN: "I plan on being a PGA." pic.twitter.com/wsy7KKJlL7

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 6, 2023

What does that even mean?

He sure thinks it’s funny, but I’m not sure why because I don’t know what it means.

This guy is so strange.

But is it worse than this Merfin and Ruthers?

Ohhhh, that’s a tough one to beat:

MUMBLER IN CHIEF: Biden Stumbles Through Another Speech, Refers To “Merfin and Ruthers”

“Finkle and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkle…..in it together….somehow!”

Ah, the great duos of all time.

Jordan/Pippen.

Kobe/Shaq.

Montana/Rice.

…..Merfin and Ruthers…..?

Yeah, I don’t know who they are either, but Joe Biden today in a long, mumbling, meandering “speech” claimed he was “as determined as Merfin and Ruthers” to get something done.

Oh my.

Watch here and see if you can figure it out:

What? pic.twitter.com/pp5JCSWPsy

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 8, 2021

Yeah, I don’t know.

There does not appear to be anyone even remotely close to the names of Merfin or Ruthers anywhere on Biden’s (fake) cabinet.

The best anyone has come up with is that “Merfin” was a reference to Merrick Garland, which I guess in Biden-speak is kind of close.

Someone then posted the subtitles to clear up the confusion:

Ok I’m glad that’s cleared up:

pic.twitter.com/C63bot7jDi

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 8, 2021

Oh my goodness, I can’t stop laughing!

It only got better from there….

Reading some of the replies, these were my favorite.

Merfin and Ruthers?  One guy thinks they played for the 85 Bears:

This next one seems appropriate in light of Prince Philip’s long-awaited death:

And kudos to BevJoy for correcting the record on this one:

You can watch the full video here if you want more “context”: