JUST IN: Tom Brady Launches Pornographic New Sports Drink

Well, this is a headline I did not expect to write this today….or ever. Tom Brady has officially launched a pornographic new sports drink called “Good Nut”. Yes, it’s real. And before you start saying “Oh come on Noah, you’re seeing ghosts, get your mind out of the gutter!” it’s not my imagination. ADVERTISEMENT They … Continue reading JUST IN: Tom Brady Launches Pornographic New Sports Drink