President Trump…Having English Translated To English

Ok this is pretty hilarious!

I love our Indian friends (dot not feather, but to be honest we love them both), but to be honest it’s sometimes very hard to understand Indians who are speaking English.

You’ve heard of Spanglish right?  Which is a combination of English and Spanish.

Well, this is “Indglish” and it can be rather difficult to understand sometimes.

You know the words are English and you can detect some of them, but in terms of deciphering full sentences it’s almost impossible to do!

I’ve been there myself so I know exactly what this is like….

And here is President Trump listening to an Indian speaking English but he can’t decipher anything he’s saying.

You have to love our President’s honesty.

Can you understand what this guy is saying?

Watch here:

TRUMP: “I can’t understand a word he’s saying”🤣

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— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) February 13, 2025

But President Trump is a problem solver and just minutes later (he’s still in the same suit as you can see) he’s employed a team of two Indian translators.

But here’s the best part….they’re translating English to English!

You gotta love this:

Trump was having English translated to English 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hvNXsqjyTF

— Unpack With Jack Mac (@UnpackJackMac) February 14, 2025

Honestly, this is one of the reasons we love President Trump so much….

He’s not racist, not in the slightest.

At the same time however, he cannot understand what in the world these people are saying despite the fact they appear to be using a form of English.

So he just admits it and then he brings in a translator to solve the problem.

Trump is the best.

And if you really thought I’d discuss India without bringing in Owen Benjamin for his opinion, you’d be crazy.

Owen was one of the first to be cancelled by Cancel Culture and he’s absolutely hilarious.

Needing a translator for a jeet speaking English is amazing. Welcome to the world of people who have to work for a living and call customer service about their own bills. No one knows what the fuck they are saying. And it isn’t our job to learn “diarrhea English.” You have to… pic.twitter.com/GfZ5ogimXL

— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) February 14, 2025

Needing a translator for a jeet speaking English is amazing. Welcome to the world of people who have to work for a living and call customer service about their own bills. No one knows what the fuck they are saying. And it isn’t our job to learn “diarrhea English.” You have to speak clearly or you can head on back to poop town to get eaten by a tiger.

Relax, it’s comedy.  Owen is a comedian.  Unwad your panties if they just wedged up in a big bunch….

Laugh a little!