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DOGE Staffer Reinstated By Elon Musk

Recently, a DOGE staffer named Marko Elez resigned from DOGE after being doxxed by the Far-Left unhinged media and being connected to an anonymous account he used to run when he was a teenager.

Earlier today, I wrote this:

You mean some teenage genius who’s probably on the Autism spectrum made some unfortunately comments online when he was probably 14 or 15 years old?

Oh gee, the horror!

To anyone wanting to execute this kid and ban him from everything for life, I wonder if your entire life was recorded when you were 14 or 15 years old if there might be a few things you said and did that might not look so good now?   Hmmmm?

Give me a break!

The faux outrage over the comments is pure nonsense.  They don’t hate him for that.  After all, the most racist people on Earth are Democrats.

No, they hate him because he’s taking all their free money away and he’s 20 steps ahead of them and they don’t even know how to begin to think about stopping him!  That’s why they hate him!

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I am now proud to announce he’s coming back to DOGE!

Elon Musk ran a poll earlier today asking if he should be brought back and 78% of the people said yes:

Vox populi, vox dei.

In response to the poll, VP JD Vance himself wrote the following:

Here’s my view:

I obviously disagree with some of Elez’s posts, but I don’t think stupid social media activity should ruin a kid’s life.

We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people. Ever.

So I say bring him back.

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If he’s a bad dude or a terrible member of the team, fire him for that.

Wise, wise man.

JD was SUCH a good pick for VP, wasn’t he?

Then Elon made it official: he’s coming back.  “To err is human, to forgive divine.”

Well said Elon!

And good choice!

It should also be noted that there is some confusion running around today that Elez was the guy known as “Big Balls”.

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Grok confirms they are two different people within the DOGE team:

No, Marko Elez is not the “Big Balls” guy. The individual known as “Big Balls” is Edward Coristine, who is still employed by DOGE. Marko Elez is a different person who recently resigned from his position after his controversial social media posts were uncovered.

But speaking of “Big Balls” he’s absolutely the talk of the town today and he gave us one of the best CNN segments in years:

“Most Hilarious News Segment” — CNN Has Expert Debate Over “Big Balls”

"Most Hilarious News Segment" -- CNN Has Expert Debate Over "Big Balls"

We truly live in the most bizarre (but also most entertaining!) timeline!

Who would have thought in 2025 we'd have CNN unintentionally creating the funniest news segment of all time as they report on a 19-year-old DOGE staffer who goes by the name "Big Balls".

Watch here:

It just gets better the more your watch it....

I love how the anchor lady in the teal has to turn her head away from the camera to avoid cracking a smile and laughing.

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The memes emerging from this story are truly world class....

Gotta love this:

Seriously though, let this all sink in....

DOGE is doing exactly what they promised to do, finding and trimming BILLIONS of fraud, waste and abuse, and they're doing it with a team of teenagers and 20-year-olds, meanwhile buffoons like Maxine Watters, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell probably can't even send an email by themselves, let alone walk around all day without falling down and injuring themselves!

The irony is amazing and beautiful!

Love this one:

Yes, we sure did!

BIG BALLS TRUMP!

BIG BALLS ELON!

And now literal "Big Balls" DOGE staffer.

And yes, I am aware that one DOGE staffer previously made some unfortunate comments years ago.

So Elon just asked if that staffer should be reinstated:

Currently, it's running at about 78% "yes".

You mean some teenage genius who's probably on the Autism spectrum made some unfortunately comments online when he was probably 14 or 15 years old?

Oh gee, the horror!

To anyone wanting to execute this kid and ban him from everything for life, I wonder if your entire life was recorded when you were 14 or 15 years old if there might be a few things you said and did that might not look so good now?   Hmmmm?

Give me a break!

The faux outrage over the comments is pure nonsense.  They don't hate him for that.  After all, the most racist people on Earth are Democrats.

No, they hate him because he's taking all their free money away and he's 20 steps ahead of them and they don't even know how to begin to think about stopping him!  That's why they hate him!

Now back to Big Balls....

This was my favorite one:

Now let's wrap this up where we started, back to CNN.

The absurdity of these CNN "analysts" trying to have a serious discussion about the extreme dangers of "Big Balls" reminded me of another classic news segment.

Which is more absurd, the CNN "Big Balls" segment or this one?

How did that lady get conned SO badly?

After you get to the second or third one, you have to catch on and realize, right?

Best troll job ever!

Also, what plane has FOUR pilots?

How was that not a tell in the first place?

But God bless her, I'm so glad she didn't catch on and now we have this gem for all time.

Although as good as that is, it's still not better than the best of all time.

Enjoy:

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Although even as good as that one is, it may not be better than good old "Louis Slung-poo" calling in to local ABC7 after the UCLA watermain break to let them know he's pretty sure he knows what happened.

He hooks these two news anchors for several minutes, explaining how it was likely caused by someone slipping a cherry bomb down a toilet, or.....someone just took a really huge dump.

Watch here:

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Gotta love how the one anchor finally wises up and you can hear him say "it's a fake call", but the lady is not having any of it, asking him if he's 100% sure about that and then saying "oh, we've lost him....we'll have to work on getting him back."

I don't think your producers are going to be bringing him back Margaret....

Really hard to pick a favorite part, I also love early when the caller says they try to hold annual seminars about the dangers of flushing cherry bombs down toilets and the news anchors just soak it right in!

So funny!


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