HILARIOUS: CNN Seethes About DOGE Staffer With Online Nickname “B*g B*lls”

The MSM has been in full-on panic mode over Elon Musk’s DOGE team every since they began their work auditing government agencies.

Now, CNN is trying to stir up opposition against Elon Musk’s team of young Gen Z men, who are working underneath his leadership to eliminate waste in the federal government.

And, they’re doing that by seething, live, on-air about one particular DOGE employee — 19-year-old Edward Coristine, a talented young man who has started several companies, including one called Tesla.Sexy LLC.

Coristine also uses the handle “Big Balls” online, and CNN won’t shut up about it!

You just have to see this, it’s hilarious:

CNN is seething about a DOGE staffer named “Big Balls” who founded a company called Tesla․Sexy LLC 🤣 pic.twitter.com/AB1UEHkpLY

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) February 7, 2025

CNN out here clutching their pearls over silly internet usernames every kid has created.

“We looked into his background” and found “he has used the unfortunate nickname Big Balls online.”

Lmaooo 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ba95ctyGys

— Alana Mastrangelo (@ARmastrangelo) February 7, 2025

The left is now outraged about Musk hiring 19 year old big ball doge workers. 🤣

Remember this next time they push for 16 year olds to vote.🤣pic.twitter.com/h4ZxQsfqiR

— DR. ETIQUETTE 🤦‍♂️ (@DrEtiquette) February 7, 2025

I never thought I’d be writing this, but the establishment media has moved on from TDS…

But, it looks like the virus has evolved into Big Balls Derangement Syndrome!

Mediaite commented:

CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront dedicated an entire segment on Thursday to a 19-year-old “government expert” working for Elon Musk’s “Department of Government Efficiency,” who is known online under the name “Big Balls.”

The teenager’s actual name is Edward Coristine.

During the segment, Wired global editorial director Katie Drummond told host Erin Burnett, “So this is a 19-year-old high school graduate who has used the unfortunate nickname, uh, ‘Big Balls’ online. So that would be one way that we could refer to him.”

Elon Musk found it hilarious that they actually ran this, live on TV.

Here’s his reaction:

This was actually on TV 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/wTJk88WGvF

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025

CNN’s Wired actually published a whole report on “Big Balls.”

The piece is locked behind a paywall, but it starts with this:

A young technologist known online as “Big Balls,” who works for Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has access to sensitive US government systems. But his professional and online history call into question whether he would pass the background check typically required to obtain security clearances, security experts tell WIRED.

I voted for Trump, Elon, and Big Balls. pic.twitter.com/yPpYZuM8Iy

— Uncensored USA 🇺🇸 (@CarlosSimancas) February 7, 2025

DOGE bustin’ out the BIG BALLS on the Democrats! pic.twitter.com/c3xgjU9Yx3

— MAGA Meme Queen (@beaniejunkie) February 7, 2025

Big Balls. The hero we did t know we needed! pic.twitter.com/foWVWiy8LU

— Slick 🇺🇸✝️ (@KilzSlick) February 7, 2025

Congratulations, Big Balls.

You are now a legend.

After all, it does take having Big Balls to dismantle the Deep State…

Just wait for this one next:

Personally, I voted for Big Balls https://t.co/gtRPzGHLDr

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025