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BOYCOTT ALLSTATE: CEO Roasted For Telling Americans K*lling 15 People Is Just an “Imperfection”


Meet AllState CEO Tom Wilson.

You can tell this guy lives in an Ivory Tower and hasn’t actually interacted with any real human beings in decades.

AllState is sponsoring the Sugarbowl and due to the terrorist attack yesterday where a maniac plowed through a crowd and killed 15 people, the Sugarbowl was postponed by a day.

So Chief Dork Officer Tom Wilson decided he needed to take to the TV and lecture all of America about “divisiveness and negativity”.

Yes, really.

The man has less natural human movements than Mark Zuckerberg does, with awkwardness and nervous swaying at a Level 11.

But he fought through all of his awkwardness to lecture America on how we need to be better, how we need to just put aside differences and stop focusing on “divisiveness and negativity”.  Because clearly it was divisiveness and negativity that plowed through that crowd of people on New Year’s Eve, right?

What a freaking joke!

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I’ll warn you, it’s awkward and cringe and vomit-inducing as can be, but you can watch it here:

I’m sure all his cuck C-Suite friends were patting him on the ass and giving him high-fives after watching him deliver this cringeworthy virtue-signaling train wreck video, but that’s the point….

These people are all so cut off from reality, hyped up on the smell of their own ivory tower farts, that they think this is really a noble and wonderful response.

America disagrees.

And I hope the AllState cancellations start FLOODING in at levels never before seen.

I don’t often call for “Boycotts” but I’m happy to support this one.

You want to lecture America to be less negative after a Jihadist plowed through a crowd of people in a truck?

Fuck you Tom Wilson!

I hope that isn’t too “negative” or “divisive” for you but I honestly don’t care.  Fuck you and your awkward and weird behavior!

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Actually, in the spirit of “positivity” let me try and be a little more positive…

I am positive you are a dork and loser, cut off from all true American reality.

I am positive you virtue signal.

I am positive you cowtow to terrorists under the guise of “DEI”.

I am positive you would side with terrorists over Americans if it meant you got virtue-signaling street cred with your C-suite buddies.

I am positive you are on the wrong side of history.

I am positive that video was a really bad idea.

Hey, I like this positivity stuff, maybe this guy was right after all!

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Charlie Kirk has the right response here:

Another proper response here:

Americans are not all that amused at being lectured by this out-of-touch dork:

This guy says “Fire all your PR people” but I disagree.

This asshat clown is the CEO, he’s the captain of the ship.

If my PR team brought me this crap I’d rip it up and fire them on the spot, I wouldn’t go on national TV and read this tripe.

This guy is either too weak to stand up to this crap or didn’t even realize it would be a problem, and neither of those things is acceptable.

This is what’s wrong with Big Business in today’s corporate America.

I’m telling you, I’ve spent time around these people.  They all think like this.  It’s just one big circle-jerk competition to see who can out-virtue-signal the next guy, and they all think it’s great.  I think they probably all start off with some level of common sense and they know it’s wrong, but by the time you’ve been there 35 years and you become CEO, you’ve lost all touch with reality, I guarantee that.  I’ve seen it time and time again.  These people’s minds have become warped by corporate DEI and similar crap.

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The boycott is already taking shape and seems to be building fast:

Hope it was worth it Tom Wilson!

America hates you.



 

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