Watch President Trump’s Top 5 Jokes At Al Smith Dinner

President Trump and Melania Trump attended Thursday’s 79th Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner.

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were absent from the event, which marks the first time a sitting president was absent from the event in over four decades.

Trump was given a 25-minute speaking slot, and during his speech, he delivered some hilarious jokes about Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, Chuck Schumer, Eric Adams, and more.

After acknowledging the distinguished guests at the events, Trump shared, “It is a true pleasure to be with you this evening… and these days, it’s really a pleasure anywhere in New York without a subpoena for my appearance.”

He then joked hat he “isn’t worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives’ boyfriends are voting for him.”

Watch his top 5 jokes here:

Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris' husband's "nanny issue."

Here are his top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his… pic.twitter.com/tQq9Hu5143

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) October 18, 2024

Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris’ husband’s “nanny issue.”

Here are his top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn’t realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.

3. Trump says he isn’t worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives’ boyfriends are voting for him.

2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.

1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.

Here’s a bonus joke:

"Unfortunately, Governor Walz isn’t here himself. But don’t worry, he’ll say that he was." 🤣pic.twitter.com/fcfdfxNmJj

— Defiant World (@DefiantWorld) October 18, 2024

Watch the full speech here:

Donald Trump’s full speech at the Al Smith Dinner.

Must watch 🤣

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— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) October 18, 2024