Nathan Wade Is Missing!

Fani Willis’ “loverboy” Nathan Wade is missing…

No, I’m not joking or exaggerating.

He is set to testify before the House Judiciary Committee TOMORROW and he is nowhere to be found.

The Marshals have even been called in to hunt him down and find him.

And I thought these were just law-abiding attorneys who follow the law?

Definitely not people who go on the run and go hiding, are they?

Check this out from Fox News:

Nathan Wade Is Missing pic.twitter.com/IErP4D5fmd

— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) September 26, 2024

Rep. Jim Jordan wants to know where he is:

Where’s Nathan Wade? https://t.co/IbTlfHLr3m

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) September 25, 2024

Here are more details from the AJC:

A Republican-led congressional committee is attempting to subpoena Nathan Wade but so far has been unable to locate the former Fulton County special prosecutor, according to a spokesman for the panel.

The U.S. House Judiciary Committee, which for more than a year has been investigating District Attorney Fani Willis and the Georgia election interference case, has been seeking to compel Wade’s testimony for a Thursday hearing in Washington. But the panel has for days been unable to serve the summons to the Marietta attorney, and spokesman Russell Dye indicated the committee has tapped the U.S. Marshals to locate him.

Watch more here:

Nathan Wade Is Missing pic.twitter.com/IErP4D5fmd

— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) September 26, 2024

Even Newsweek covered it:

The House Judiciary Committee has been unable to locate former Fulton County special prosecutor Nathan Wade for several days, committee spokesperson Russell Dye said on Wednesday, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

The committee is trying to subpoena Wade to testify, likely about his previous personal relationship with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. Willis charged former President Donald Trump with allegedly seeking to interfere with the 2020 election results in Georgia, a swing state that narrowly backed President Joe Biden.

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The lead prosecutor in the case, which is investigating Trump’s call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to “find” enough votes to tip the election in his favor and an alleged plot to submit a false slate of electors to the Electoral College, was Wade, who has since left the role. Trump has pleaded not guilty to all charges and claims it is a political witch hunt.

Dye told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the Republican-led committee has “served over 100 subpoenas this Congress. We have done so, for the most part, without controversy or the need to use the U.S. Marshals.” He added that “Nathan Wade’s evasion of service is extremely unusual and will require the Committee to spend U.S. tax dollars to locate him.”

Newsweek reached out to Dye and the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office for comment via email on Wednesday afternoon.

Andrew Evans, Wade’s attorney, told Newsweek in a phone interview on Wednesday that his client previously “voluntarily agreed to go up to Washington, D.C., and the Republicans canceled it.” Newsweek reached out to Dye to confirm.

Evans said the agreed upon date was July 11, the same day Trump was originally set to be sentenced on 34 felony counts for falsified business records. He suggested the date was moved for political reasons to be closer to the election.

House Judiciary Chair Representative Jim Jordan’s letter accompanying the subpoena said that Evans postponed and then canceled Wade’s transcribed interview scheduled for September 18. Evans confirmed to Newsweek it was because of concerns expressed by former Governor Roy Barnes, who is representing Willis.

Evans also told Newsweek that the committee previously sent Wade “a written request, not a compelled request, to produce six categories of documents.”

“We produced everything that we have,” Evans said, such as invoices, which fell into two categories, and “objected to the other ones.” He noted that the committee “did not say anything about the objected ones [categories], which shows how hollow this whole thing is.”

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The attorney reiterated that “Wade is not part of the District Attorney’s office, he doesn’t have access to the office and information anymore.” He questioned what the committee could be trying to get out of Wade, saying, “It’s unclear what else [Wade] could add.”

And yes, you know I will gratuitously use this opportunity to remind you of one of my favorite songs ever:

WE WANT D-TRUMP, WE WANT D-TRUMP!

This one was released a few weeks ago, but I randomly got one line stuck in my head this morning:  HOLLA WE WANT D-TRUMP! WE WANT D-TRUMP!

Feels like an anthem right now.

We’re done messing around.

It’s time for the RETRIBUTION PRESIDENT…and it’s going to be historic!

“They will have major liability for what they are doing to America!”

– The Retribution President pic.twitter.com/28ClPioTKb

— TheStormHasArrived (@TheStormRedux) September 8, 2023

Now back to the video and the incredible talent it took to make this.

Not only did they have to get the visuals but then write the script and make Trump’s voice sing perfectly.

It’s so good!

Please enjoy:

"Now I ain't sayin' she a vote rigger"#TrumpMugShot at Fulton County

By the Memefellas of the Dilley Meme Team@Ramble_Rants @TAftermath2020 @MakaveliMemez @C3PMeme @Fuknutz pic.twitter.com/npHltFhIwC

— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) August 25, 2023

Backup here on YouTube at least for right now:

Rumble Backup:

I can’t even pick a favorite line, so many good ones…

If it’s not the chorus  “But Fatty only make my lead bigger” then I think MAYBE it would have to be “You will see her at the Court House, Call Her Fatty Willis”:

Humor and satire always hit stronger than most anything else.

Reaction is off the charts: