Now They’re Calling It The “Lesbian Anthem”….and I Can’t Stop Watching!

Oh boy….

WARNING before we even get into this story: it’s very funny and actually kind of catchy, but this story has some, shall we say, “adult themes” in it and I don’t want to read your angry emails.  So if you think you’ll be offended by something “Rated R” then you should tune out now.  Go read a different story, it’s ok, lot’s of really good ones to choose from on our homepage here:  https://wltreport.com

Ok, for everyone else, let’s dig in.

Donald Trump is now responsible, in a way, for creating the so-called “Lesbian Anthem”.

Yes, really.

And that’s not good for those hard-core conservatives who already think he’s too “soft” on LBGT.

Writing and singing the “Lesbian Anthem” is not going to help his cause.

But first I have to explain how we even got here, because it’s pretty incredible HOW we got here, and HOW FAST we got here.

So two weeks ago, things were fine in Ohio, life as usual.

I mean, look….it’s no Iowa but it was fine for Ohio, normal life. 😉

Then the Biden/Harris Regime airlifted 20,000 Haitians to Springfield, Ohio.  TWENTY.  THOUSAND.

And yes, that is actually, objectively true, here’s the Fox News article from just three days ago confirming:

Then those said Haitians began doing what Haitians do, which is, well….eating dogs, cats, ducks, geese and in one case a pig.

Killing, skinning and eating them.

Often out in the street.

Often family pets.

Sick stuff.

Then that news started going viral.

Then President Trump brought it up in the debate.

Then ABC News tried to “Fact-Check” him and claim it wasn’t true.

The only problem with that is WE “Fact-Checked” ABC News and proved it’s 100% true many times over:

ANOTHER ABC NEWS FACT-CHECK: Yes, The Haitians ARE Eating Dogs, Cats, Ducks and Geese!

So you'd think that would be the end of it, right?

It would have been, except for TikTok.

Someone turned "They're Eating the Cats" into a song featuring Trump's voice from the debate and Trump dancing:

THEY MADE A SONG!!!🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/r76tVP7jIJ

— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) September 12, 2024

And....it's actually kinda catchy!

I've had it playing on repeat.

It's absolutely gone viral with one person suggesting if we ever wanted to move on from Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA" this song could be a good replacement:

If not Lee Greenwoods God Bless the USA this should be Trumps victory song when he wins the election!

— ProudPatriotUS🇺🇲 (@PrPatriotUS) September 12, 2024

And then it went viral on TikTok as a dance competition.

Everyone doing their dance moves to this song...

THOUSANDS of them!

NEW: The Haitian pet story is spreading throughout TikTok as creators are dancing to the new 'They're Eating the Cats Remix.'

The creators are dancing to a remix that was made from Trump's comments during the debate.

Some users say the song is the new "Lesbian Anthem" due to… pic.twitter.com/QHyxa3mA4X

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 12, 2024

So how do we get to the "Lesbian Anthem"?

Well, that's where it gets a little "R Rated"....

Collin Rugg reports the name comes from the "Eating cat" lyric of the song (use your imagination):

NEW: The Haitian pet story is spreading throughout TikTok as creators are dancing to the new 'They're Eating the Cats Remix.'

The creators are dancing to a remix that was made from Trump's comments during the debate.

Some users say the song is the new "Lesbian Anthem" due to the "eating cat" comment.

The story of Haitians allegedly eating pets in Springfield, Ohio has widely been shared throughout X but it's now making its way to platforms like TikTok.

When you overlay the song over President Trump's famous dance moves, it does seem to fit quite nicely:

The left created this song to troll Trump and accidentally created a MAGA club anthem. Hilarious. pic.twitter.com/dI8RYW08wb

— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) September 12, 2024

Has a new #1 hit been made?