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Wait, Abraham Lincoln Was Actually Gay?

In the continued effort to turn EVERYTHING gay, “researchers” now suggest President Abraham Lincoln was most likely gay.

Not only that, as if that wasn’t enough, but they’ve also described him as having “steamy gay sex sessions” with his “partners”.

Why do they keep trying to turn everything and everyone gay?

Collin Rugg reports:

NEW: New documentary claims Abraham Lincoln had “steamy gay s*x sessions” with male partners.

The new film, ‘Lover of Men’ which “examines the intimate life of America’s most consequential president” is set to come out on September 6.

The evidence, according to the movie, is letters he allegedly wrote to male lovers.

“Dear Speed, I shall be very lonesome without you, love Lincoln,” one read in the trailer. Speed was Lincoln’s friend who he had a friendship with since his youth.

The movie claims Lincoln slept with Speed for four years.

“Lover Of Men widens its lens into the history of human s**ual fluidity and focuses on the profound differences between s**ual mores of the nineteenth century and those we hold today,” the movie’s synopsis read.

“The film fills in an important missing piece of American history and challenges the audience to consider why we hold such a limited view of human s**uality.”

To quote my friend Valentina Gomez: “Stop being weak and gay!”

More here:

Meanwhile, others are mocking the “researchers”:

I thought I would test ChatGPT by asking what serious historical evidence is there to backup this claim.

Here’s what it told me:

The question of Abraham Lincoln’s sexuality has been a topic of debate among historians for many years. While there is no definitive evidence to prove that Abraham Lincoln was gay, some historical evidence and personal accounts have led to speculation. Here are the main points often discussed:

  1. Relationships with Men: Lincoln had close relationships with several men, most notably Joshua Speed. Lincoln and Speed shared a bed for several years while living in Springfield, Illinois. This practice was not uncommon at the time due to economic reasons and the lack of available beds, but the intimacy of their friendship has raised questions.
  2. Letters and Correspondence: The letters exchanged between Lincoln and Speed are affectionate and personal. Some historians interpret this as evidence of a deep emotional bond, while others argue it was within the norms of 19th-century male friendships.
  3. David V. Derickson: Captain David V. Derickson, one of Lincoln’s bodyguards, was reported to have shared Lincoln’s bed on occasion when Mary Todd Lincoln was away. This has been cited as potential evidence of a more intimate relationship.
  4. Contemporary Accounts: There are contemporary accounts and rumors from Lincoln’s time that hint at his close relationships with men, although these are often vague and open to interpretation.
  5. Modern Historians: Some modern historians and biographers, such as C.A. Tripp in his book “The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln,” have argued that Lincoln may have had romantic or sexual relationships with men. Tripp’s work has been both supported and criticized by other scholars.
  6. Cultural Context: It’s essential to consider the cultural context of the 19th century, where close male friendships were often expressed in ways that might be perceived differently today. The interpretation of historical evidence can vary significantly based on contemporary understandings of sexuality.

In conclusion, while there is intriguing evidence that raises questions about Lincoln’s sexuality, it remains speculative. The intimate nature of some of his relationships with men could be indicative of close friendship rather than sexual or romantic involvement.

Ok got it, so the fact that he had a close circle of friends who are guys means he was gay?

That seems awfully weak to me.

Meanwhile, how about a complete 180….have you seen this?

Wait, Pete Buttigieg Is Not Actually Gay?

EDITOR’S NOTE: We cannot confirm or deny if Pete Buttigieg is indeed gay or not.  By all public accounts, he claims to be gay and appears to be married to a man.  That seems awfully gay.  

Ok, buckle up folks, this is a bit of a strange one!

You know “Mayor Pete” of course?

Our current Transportation Secretary?

I know our Transportation system is at all time lows and functioning horribly, but that’s his current job.

Oh and he’s a very proud gay man.

At least, that’s what we’ve all been told.

Tucker Carlson, however, claims he has information to the contrary.

Just go ahead and watch this short clip:

Full video player here:

But it’s actually kind of interesting the more you dig into it a bit….

You actually start to find a lot of chatter, like this article from The NewYorker from 2020 claiming there is strong “Queer Opposition” to Pete because he’s not gay enough:

That’s odd!

Or this extremely strange clip saying he’d like to take a pill that would make him not gay:

Thou dost protest too much?

I don’t know.

Not related to being gay or not gay, I also stumbled upon this which does look a bit odd:

Gotta end with a laugh….

This post claims Pete is not gay, but only because he’s not actually a man in the first place! 🤣

For real though, who eats a Cinnabon like this?

Crimes against humanity!

p.s. you didn’t really think I’d end this article without including one of Norm Macdonald’s most brilliant observations, did you?

This proves why Norm Macdonald was not just the funniest man on the planet, but also a genius.

This is truly a brilliant observation, and of course Norm finds a way to make it hilarious at the same time.

Watch as he educates Andy Dick on why bisexuality and gayness doesn’t even actually exist….and you have to watch for Andy Dick’s face at the end of it.  You can see the dots literally connecting in realtime as he processes what Norm just said.

WARNING: very graphic language:

Backup here:


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