“He n*tted on my leg!”

File this under EWWWWWWWW!

We’re all just trying to have a society here — at least most of us are, minus the guy I’m about to show you — and I’m just trying to run this website and cover the news….

And as I try to do that I log into Twitter and what do I find right on the homepage in the Trending section?

This:

To quote the current Resident: “Come on, man!”

Trending now in “Crime” — yeah, I’d say so!

Do we have a law on the books that protects against going into a Dollar Tree and having a man do this to you randomly in some aisle?

Has Congress written up that law yet?

I hope so, because this guy is NASTY!

Here’s the video, and thank you for censoring out of respect to the victim — and mostly out of respect for us so we don’t have to see what was left on the leg:

Philadelphia police are investigating after a man EJACULATED on a woman's leg in a Dollar Tree store…

The man has yet to be identified.

(Censored out of respect to the victim) pic.twitter.com/gFNEAC6hSH

— DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) July 10, 2024

Collin Rugg reports the following:

NEW: Philadelphia police are searching for a man after he ‘relieved himself’ on a woman’s leg in a Dollar Tree store.

The man can be seen running from the store before the woman shows what he did to her leg.

“He n*tted on my leg!” the woman can be heard saying.

Police say the man is a black male, 25 to 30 years old and about 6 feet tall.

NEW: Philadelphia police are searching for a man after he 'relieved himself' on a woman's leg in a Dollar Tree store.

The man can be seen running from the store before the woman shows what he did to her leg.

"He n*tted on my leg!" the woman can be heard saying.

Police say the… pic.twitter.com/TOHpfB5Wch

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 10, 2024

Full video player here:

NEW: Philadelphia police are searching for a man after he ‘relieved himself’ on a woman’s leg in a Dollar Tree store.

The man can be seen running from the store before the woman shows what he did to her leg.

“He n*tted on my leg!” the woman can be heard saying.

Police say the… pic.twitter.com/TOHpfB5Wch

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 10, 2024

The comments are absolutely hilarious….

If Joe Biden could still shoot nuts, he’d be doing this!

— Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarinoUS) July 10, 2024

Well done, sir:

He said “let’s turn this into a family dollar” 😭

— Bastard of the South (@hung_dinger) July 10, 2024

Now, now, Juanita, let’s not blame this on the Dollar Store:

The dollar store has reached a new “low”.

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) July 10, 2024

Is this worthy of the Wood Chipper?

I think the woman would say yes:

The dollar store has reached a new “low”.

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) July 10, 2024

Meanwhile, the Police have asked for the public’s help in identifying the man in the photo:

Philadelphia police are investigating after a man relieved himself on a woman’s leg in a Dollar Tree store… The man has yet to be identified. But his hairline is providing clues to his potential whereabouts pic.twitter.com/m5t3NjrEWa

— Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 (@tariqnasheed) July 10, 2024

That seems to be an awfully distinctive hairline, I have a feeling we will have his identity in no time….

And then how do we wrap this all up?

Did the woman preserve the “evidence” for the DNA test?

And more importantly, can y’all class it up a bit so this is the last story like this I have to cover for a while?

Thank you in advance!