Ok, I have avoided covering this “Princess Kate is missing” story until now, but now I’m jumping in and covering it.
But first a disclaimer…
My life does not revolve around the Royals.
In fact, I hate calling them “The Royals”.
There’s nothing more special about them than any of us.
The Royals…
The Elites…
I hate those phrases.
I also despise calling her “Princess Kate” like she’s some sort of Disney Princess living in her magical castle.
Vomit.
Give me a break!
But a lot of people are fascinated by their every move and I’m now interested purely in the STORY….
Because now it’s weird.
Kate hasn’t been seen since Christmas Day 2023, except for a few very strange exceptions.
And the strange exceptions all started in March when people began to ask “Where’s Kate?”
So then she was allegedly photographed inside a car, but it’s grainy and hard to see:
BREAKING: Kate Middleton has been pictured inside a car with Prince William leaving Windsor Castle today
The Princess of Wales hasn’t been seen in public since she had abdominal surgery nearly two months agohttps://t.co/6OwB4IP0cX
— Metro (@MetroUK) March 11, 2024
Then we have the infamous photo of her that was released and then immediately everyone freaked out and demanded the photo be retracted because it was “doctored”:
Fake AI pic the streets are saying so where is Kate also she don’t have a ring on and the pic of her in car with her mother isn’t the princess of wales 💯🙈👀1️⃣ pic.twitter.com/OSzdyBxg85
— Ny (@NyromeHodelin) March 11, 2024
I’m not really into studying the small details of the photo to determine if it was doctored….
Or squinting at the photo of her in that car to see if it was her….
But what DOES interest me is clearly Kate herself must be aware of the hysteria about where she is.
Why in the world would she not simply walk out to a camera somewhere, say hi, chat for a few minutes and then put the whole thing to bed?
Why would you not do that?
Well, you wouldn’t do that if you can’t.
And if you can’t, the best you can do is to have the weird, grainy shot of her in a car, or a fake AI photo that gets released and then you freak out that people noticed it was AI or doctored.
Not exactly a great way to stop the speculation.
So that’s why I’m covering this story now.
Because NOW it’s interesting to me….
Now the latest from today.
Now suddenly Barack Hussein Obama is in the UK:
Barack Obama Makes Surprise Visit To U.K. As Royal Rumors Swirl
And the biggest news of all, she was allegedly just filmed out shopping with William.
Take a look:
🚨🇬🇧 BREAKING: KATE MIDDLETON IS FINE AFTER ALL
Footage of Princess Kate walking with Prince William on a shopping trip has emerged, putting to bed theories that a photoshopped picture of her meant something had happened to her.
Source: The Sun pic.twitter.com/hWo2bYoDKG
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 18, 2024
🚨🇬🇧#BREAKING: Footage of Princess Kate has emerged of her on a shopping trip with William.
This comes after weeks of rumours and speculation about her health. pic.twitter.com/3Gjjehd11V
— Censored Men (@CensoredMen) March 18, 2024
Hmmmm, is that her?
Do you really think Kate and William just go out shopping like that?
Really?
They don’t have people that shop for them?
And where’s the security?
And back to my original question….if that’s really her, why does it need to be a long-distance, grainy video again?
Why not walk right up to the camera, say you are fine, take a couple questions, and put the whole rumor-mill to bed?
Speculation is raging online right now about whether it IS or IS NOT her.
Some say it’s clearly her:
That’s the Princess of Wales alright!
Kate is BACK. pic.twitter.com/x3PBK7eI9F
— Belle (@RoyallyBelle_) March 18, 2024
Others are less convinced:
Princess Kate(s body double) is alive!!! pic.twitter.com/DAMHpS1P6j
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) March 18, 2024
And “Not Kate” is currently trending on Twitter:
Hmmmm, I’m not sold that’s her for the main reason I listed above.
But what do you think?
Is Kate alive and well? Mystery solved?
Or not convinced?
Here’s what the NY Post had to say:
A “happy, healthy, and relaxed” Kate Middleton and husband Prince William were reportedly spotted visiting a local farm shop over the weekend, but — bizarrely — no photos were captured of the royals during their rumored outing.
Onlookers claimed to the Sun that the Prince and Princess of Wales made a stop at a farm shop in Windsor after watching their children, Prince George, 10, Princess Charlotte, 8, and Prince Louis, 5, play sports.
And while the rumored sighting may provide some royalists with comfort and a collective sigh of relief that Middleton, 42, is doing well, it also seems to raise more questions than before.
“After all the rumors that had been going ’round, I was stunned to see them there,” one eyewitness shared with the outlet. “Kate was out shopping with William, and she looked happy and she looked well.”
“The kids weren’t with them, but it’s such a good sign she was healthy enough to pop down to the shops,” the source added of Middleton’s visit to the Windsor Farm Shop, located just a five-minute drive from Windsor Castle.
The Post has reached out to Kensington Palace for comment.
The lack of photographic proof documenting Middleton’s wholesome outing fails to quash whispers about her well-being following her planned abdominal surgery on Jan. 17.
Since returning home from her two-week stint at the hospital, the royal has remained largely out of the limelight, opting to recover in her home at Adelaide Cottage in Windsor.
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