Biden, 81, Says Key to Happy Marriage is”Good Sex”

Remember how Joe Biden was supposed to be the “return to normalcy”?

Remember how he was supposed to bring tact and “class” back to the White House?

And do you remember how we were told he wasn’t going to be vulgar?

Well, apparently that was all a lie.

Joe Biden, who is 81 years old, was caught telling White House staffers that the secret to a happy marriage is “good sex.”

Now… there are a lot of questions I have…

Joe has a problem going up the stairs…

But I have a feeling that’s not the only “going up” challenge he has, especially at 81.

So does this mean he’s no longer happy?

Or is he taking drugs to help himself?

If so, does it have any effect on his apparently frail health?

Look, I don’t mean to pry, but he brought it up, and well, we deserve to know the full health of our presidential candidates.

Joe Biden, 81, says the key to his marriage is “good sex”. pic.twitter.com/HdYS0ptjzT

— Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz) February 23, 2024

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— New York Post (@nypost) February 23, 2024

Biden, 81, says the key to his marriage is 'good sex': How Joe infuriates Jill, his wife of 47 years, with VERY risqué joke to staff about their private life (even though they aren't shy about PDA) https://t.co/zACLejRuyz pic.twitter.com/TDw9VqL4n2

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) February 23, 2024

Folks… apparently Jill isn’t happy.

She is reportedly “infuriated” that Joe is telling people the only reason they are happy is “good sex.”

Per the Daily Mail:

[I]n private, the president has revealed some very risqué secrets about why their bond is so strong, much to his wife’s annoyance.

He infuriates wife Jill by joking that the key to their 47-year marriage is ‘good sex’.

His racy comment has been revealed for the first time by Katie Rogers in her forthcoming book ‘American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden,’ in an exclusive excerpt obtained by DailyMail.com.

The president gives that marital advice to aides ‘much to his wife’s chagrin,’ reports Rogers, a longtime White House reporter for the New York Times.

Biden has long spoke of his love and devotion to his wife, saying it’s more important to him than anything else.

‘I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep,’ he said in 2006 when asked about running for the Democratic nomination in the next presidential election. Two years later he ultimately did make a run and lost to Barack Obama, taking the number two spot on that ticket instead.

Compare this raunchy language to the restraint and poise by President Trump.

Not only is Trump married to a literal supermodel, but he has never divulged details of their personal life.

Why?

Because it’s private!

Joe Biden who can’t climb the stairs without falling, says the secret to his marriage is “good sex.” Really. pic.twitter.com/V6TvkZN9LY

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 23, 2024

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— S p r i n t e r (@Sprinter99800) February 23, 2024

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— Brüce Bane 🇺🇸 (@_BruceBane) February 23, 2024

These days, Biden can barely make it up a set of stairs.

He’s often caught falling asleep during meetings with public leaders.

How in the world is he having “good sex”?!

Is this just another fairy tale out of the Biden camp?

The New York Post shares:

During his years in the US Senate, the loose-lipped Delaware pol sometimes put his staff in an awkward spot when asked to respond to the risque remarks, but since winning the 2020 election has “tamped down on his public bedroom declarations,” Rogers notes.

Though, he still sometimes tells staffers in the White House about his feelings about the importance of “good sex” to a happy marriage, the book says, “much to his wife’s chagrin.”

Biden also gushed “about the sexual and emotional connection he and [first wife] Neilia shared,” to the Washingtonian magazine in a 1974 interview, the book recounts, as he was searching for a life partner following his wife’s tragic death and the death of his one-year-old daughter Naomi in a car accident two years before.

“She had the best body of any woman I ever saw. She looks better than a Playboy bunny, doesn’t she?” he told the journalist Kitty Kelley in the profile, boasting how he got her change her party registration from Republican to Democrat and she boosted him in his successful Senate campaign.

“At first she stayed at home with the kids while I campaigned but that didn’t work out because I’d come back too tired to talk to her. I might satisfy her in bed but I didn’t have much time for anything else,” he said.

“That’s when she started campaigning with me and that’s when I started winning. You know, the people of Delaware really elected her … but they got me.”

Biden also spoke about his desire to remarry during the interview.

“I do indeed want to get married again. I hate the image of the gay, young bachelor about town. That’s just not my style. I am not a womanizer,” he told Kelley.

Joe might claim he’s not a womanizer, but he sure does talk like one.

I don’t know about you, but this sounds like more than “locker room talk,” especially since he’s talked about it so much.

So what do you think?

Do you think Joe is in a happy marriage? (Based on his own standards, of course)…

Let us know in the comments below!