Biden Wins Nevada Dem Primary, Nearing Showdown With Trump

You’ve all seen Biden on stage.

Where’s he going? Does he know how to leave the stage?

“Who cares!” the sheep cry.

“He’s the leader for us! Let’s follow him!”

Turns out thats what many citizens of Nevada are saying, (supposedly).

Didn’t realize they’re huge fans of inflation.

Who knew?

They also apparently love high gas prices.

Not to mention huge unemployment rates.

Soaring crime rates?

Can’t get enough.

Increased mortage rates.

Perfect.

Because that’s what we’ve all been getting under resident Biden.

NEW: Joe Biden wins the Nevada Democratic presidential primary, NBC News projects. https://t.co/snW1DVhWDR pic.twitter.com/kGJ7dZDc8F

— NBC News (@NBCNews) February 7, 2024

The Guardian reports:

Joe Biden secured another primary victory, after a soggy, subdued election day in Nevada.

The AP called the results about two hours after polls closed.

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The “none of these candidates” option has won in Nevada’s symbolic Republican presidential primary contest, an embarrassing result for Nikki Haley, who was the only major candidate on the ballot.

The former UN ambassador opted to compete in the state-run primary election on Tuesday instead of the party’s presidential caucuses, the only contest in the state that awards delegates toward the nomination. Former president Donald Trump is the only major candidate competing in the caucuses on Thursday and will probably sweep the state’s Republican delegates as a result.

About 15,700 people voted at the polls, according to the secretary of state’s office, while about 151,000 voted early.

In Las Vegas’s eastside, one polling location in a high school had just 23 people show up to vote, while about 15 election workers milled around, waiting.

A handful of people shuffled inside to drop off ballots. Among them were Virginia Christiansen, 71, and Jerry Christiansen, 77, who voted for Biden. “I’ve got no complaints about him,” said Jerry, a retired carpenter who had helped build the high school. “I don’t see why he’s not getting credit.”

Imagine thinking that.

Those two, along with so many in Nevada, must live in a bubble.

Fox News adds:

President Biden hit the jackpot in Nevada, with a third straight ballot box victory in the 2024 Democratic presidential nomination race.

The Associated Press on Tuesday projected that the president would win Nevada’s Democratic primary, with the news service making its call a little over 90 minutes after the polls closed in the Battle Born State at 7 p.m. local time.

The projection came as no surprise, as Biden was expected to trounce long-shot Democratic primary challenger Marianne Williamson, the best-selling author and spiritual adviser who’s making her second straight White House run.

Rep. Dean Phillips of Minnesota, another Democratic primary rival who faces a steep uphill climb to win the nomination, was not on the ballot in Nevada because he announced his candidacy in late October, after the state’s filing deadline.

Here is after visiting Vegas. Does anything seem off?

⬇️ 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡:
A confused and exhausted Joe Biden returns to the White House tonight from Las Vegas, Nevada.

⛔️ Does this look like someone fit to be president of the United States? pic.twitter.com/PXY3yHsioQ

— RedWave Press (@RedWave_Press) February 6, 2024

Does his walk remind anyone else of a robot?

I’m half-expecting him to turn and look at the camera, showing one of his eyes glowing red.

Not everyone in Nevada can be happy about this.

Biden winning Nevada feels pic.twitter.com/4BfHOEc8cG

— Kyle 🐸 (@kyleoncouch) February 7, 2024

Don’t worry, frens.

Change is coming.