I’m not sure why we’re always talking about “Bingo Cards” these days but if you had King Charles stepping down from the throne on your Bingo Card for 2024 you might have just landed a big score!
New reports are buzzing today that King Charles has made the decision to step down and yield the throne to William as soon as this “difficult transition period” is over.
King on Deck? 👑
King Charles could be giving up the throne early in favor of Prince William just as Denmark’s Queen Margrethe II is, according to royal expert(s), including Phil Dampier.
Is it just me, or does it feel like ever since Trump became president, all of the world… pic.twitter.com/BgcQQDORYy
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) January 3, 2024
Here’s what the NY Post had to say:
King Charles could be giving up the throne early in favor of Prince William just as Denmark’s Queen Margrethe II is, according to royal experts.
The 83-year-old sovereign — third cousin of the late Queen Elizabeth II — revealed in her New Year’s speech on Dec. 31 that she would be stepping down on Jan. 14.
The decision to abdicate her throne means that her son, Crown Prince Frederik, will now take the reins.
According to royal expert and biographer Phil Dampier, King Charles may be looking to make a similar move while William and his wife, Kate Middleton, are still young.
“It must make you wonder if, in five or ten years’ time, King Charles might think about doing the same if his health suffers or he just thinks it is a good time to pass on to William and Kate while they are still young,” he told the Daily Mail.
“Our late Queen would never abdicate because of what happened in 1936 when her uncle abdicated and her father came to the throne. But times change.”
Dampier’s comments were echoed by royal expert and commentator Richard Fitzwilliams, who said that Queen Margrethe’s decision to abdicate early could be to ensure that the monarchy kept up with the times — something Charles has expressed interest in implementing into his own Firm.
Queen Margrethe II smiles as she delivers her New Year’s speech.
Fitzwilliams told the outlet that Margrethe may have “calculated that an aging monarchy was not a good idea, especially if she had reigned for another decade or so.”
King Charles and the Queen of Denmark…strange times we are living in!
Welp…Looks like ole King Charles is stepping down too!!! Queen (of Denmark) steps down and now will Charles? B💥💥M!!
UK Patriots…I hope you got your dancing celebration shoes ready!!! https://t.co/DEu08HksYY
— Santa Surfing (@SantaSurfing) January 3, 2024
Grok confirms:
But can I be honest with you?
I don’t so much care about the “Royals”.
I don’t get why so many people, especially here in America, seem to worship them.
I don’t.
In fact, I’m much less interested in who is sitting their rumpus on the “Royal Throne” and much more interested in finding out why “King” Charles has Sausage Fingers:
EXPLAINED: Why Does “King” Charles Have Sausage Fingers?
Yes folks, this is a real article.
Yes, this is a real investigation.
I know many of you don’t much care about the Royals, and neither do I.
But I saw something today that was so strange I had to share it with you, and it’s all about King Charles’ hands and feet — and why do they look like sausages?
Not even sausages but “mini” sausages…
Please stick with me, because I’m very serious about this and you might agree once you see them.
Also, this is not something Photoshopped or fake — other news organizations are also exploring this strange phenomenon.
You may have seen these photos circulating around, but if not you are about to be shocked.
At least I was.
It’s actually kind of funny….everyone talking about how the Monarchy is in “good hands”.
They keep using the phrase “good hands”.
Which I guess led someone to actually zoom in on his hands, and well, see for yourself:
Newspapers and the BBC reporting on the Queen :
"In King Charles III, the monarchy is in safe, reliable pair of hands"
The Hands: pic.twitter.com/pq9ugRpEua
— Modha-hohoho 🎅 (@Modhabobo) September 9, 2022
Yes folks, that’s a real photo and not altered.
The most common response is they look like mini sausages:
King Charles' hands look like those sausages from regular show😭 pic.twitter.com/IoqECojfHx
— يونغ فانو (@yourmomzfantasy) September 9, 2022
Or perhaps this is more accurate?
King Charles III fingers pic.twitter.com/Xts6FVEaJH
— $JCC (@boomyoureout) September 9, 2022
But the photos are real:
https://twitter.com/bigdave2022/status/1568377691493044226
Here are a bunch more pictures so you can see in several different settings…
And it’s not just the hands, it’s the feet too:
Sausage Fingers Charles is now King. pic.twitter.com/fG0lp3oUDn
— memes.x.jesus (@memesxjesus) September 8, 2022
More:
All hail our new King WEF Charles “Climate Change” Sausage Fingers 👑 pic.twitter.com/vq13GJiJV0
— CharlotteEmmaUK 💫 (@CharlotteEmmaUK) September 8, 2022
Is this what a lifetime of no manual labor or physical activity gets you?
Is there gout in those fingers?
psychiatrist: king charles’ sausage fingers can’t hurt you
me: they’ve pic.twitter.com/GlK43fLmy9
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) September 10, 2022
The feet look just as bad!
Queen Elizabeth II has died, but based on these extremities, methinks King "sausage fingers" Charles , will be short lived. pic.twitter.com/K4brqjPfSB
— Radio Gunk 🎙 (@RadioGunk) September 8, 2022
And here is a zoom in I took from a live video yesterday…
They look about the same as in all the photos:
Close up of King Charles while shaking hands: pic.twitter.com/YSvKJLyozR
— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) September 10, 2022
Now let’s dig into what’s actually going on here medically…
Because we’re not the only people talking about it.
Check this out:
Daily Star's @Thompson99999 cuts through the noise to get the story we ALL want to know about https://t.co/51cfbcQv3X
— Alex Wellman (@Alex_Wellman) September 9, 2022
Here’s what the Daily Star reported:
A doctor has weighed in after the internet exploded with speculation over King Charles III’s red and swollen fingers.
Dr Gareth Nye has spoken out on Charles’s hands following the death of the monarch’s mother Queen Elizabeth II.
Images of the new ruler’s hands have been circulating online since the Queen passed away yesterday (Thursday, September 8), aged 96 at her residence in Balmoral.
The Queen’s advanced age when she passed meant that her son and heir Charles was far from a young man when he ascended to the throne aged 73.
Taking to Twitter, user @Anaiishhh1said: “Have y’all ever seen Charles’s fingers”.
Meanwhile, @leahgaraas added: “A reminder that these are King Charles III’s fingers”.
Adding authority to the debate, Dr Gareth Nye, Senior Lecturer at the University of Chester, has spoken to the Daily Star to offer some expert advice on what the King’s swollen fingers could really say about his health.
He said that while “loads of conditions” could lead to swollen fingers, he said some were more likely than others.
One possibility was oedema, or fluid retention. Dr Nye said: “Oedema is a condition where the body starts to retain fluids in the limbs, normally the legs and ankles but also in the fingers which causes them to swell.
“Oedema is a common condition and mostly affects people over the age of 65 as the ability for fluid control is restricted,” he added.
“To see if this is the cause, pressing the swollen area for about 15 seconds would cause a depression in the area.”
Another condition Dr Nye said was a possibility was arthritis.
He said: “Arthritis- another common condition in the over 60s. It often affects three main areas in the hand – the thumb joint or either joints in the fingers.
Excited for like three months of King Charles; my man’s hands look like footy scran pic.twitter.com/vbjgUUQIHv
— Jesse (@RequiemArm) September 8, 2022
Express.co also weighed in:
Pictures of the outing showed that Charles had painful-looking swelling in his feet, as well as hands.
The royal’s enlarged extremities could have been down to heat or due to the effects of a long-haul flight.
Inactivity and changes in atmospheric conditions while flying can result in swelling and water retention in some parts of the body.
After one long flight to Australia in 2012, Charles joked about having “sausage fingers” once he had landed.
Swelling in the arms or hands is caused by a build-up of fluid and can often subside on its own.
Known as oedema, the condition can be the result of staying in the same position for too long, eating too much salty food, being pregnant or taking certain medicines, according to the NHS.
Symptoms include swollen or puffy arms or hands and shiny, stretched skin.
Swelling can be eased in a whole host of ways, including lying down and using pillows to raise the swollen area, as well as moving and massaging affected areas of the body.
Exercising, drinking plenty of water and keeping arms or hands moisturised can also help.
So it looks like most experts are saying it’s oedema, and it doesn’t look good for him!
You can watch a live video of him from yesterday and judge for yourself:
A chorus of 'God save the King' breaks out as King Charles shakes hands with well-wishers outside Buckingham Palace.
Latest: https://t.co/8AFWhoW82a
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/e8zZmyHEhY
— Sky News (@SkyNews) September 9, 2022
Here is a portion of a message he gave yesterday:
King Charles: "I want to express my love for Harry and Meghan, as they continue to build their lives overseas".
Watch the King's speech in full 👉🏻https://t.co/nbTxJRM6gD pic.twitter.com/bAsqa3wi3S
— Talk (@TalkTV) September 9, 2022
Of course, never forget when he did THIS to President Trump…
Yeah, we saw it:
https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/1567955649073487874
And is he beloved by all?
Not quite.
Check out this clip of someone shouting “guillotine, guillotine!” apparently towards Charles live on the air:
The moment a member of the public shouts "guillotine!" as King Charles III meets and greets crowds at Buckingham Palace ☠️
pic.twitter.com/3C1M4KFq6G#KingCharles #QueenElizabeth
— Need To Know (@NeedToKnow__NTK) September 9, 2022
Backup here:
https://twitter.com/TheLastUprisin1/status/1568280483481669632
Curious what you think about the Royal Family…
Do You Worship The Royals?
Up above I brought you an article about “King” Charles’ Coronation.
Yes, King Sausage Fingers himself.
What a joke!
What a waste of money!
What a waste of time!
Sorry, but I am not putting some human being up on a pedestal as “King” and worshipping them as some diety.
Give me a break!
And I know most of you don’t either.
I have received MANY comments like this one (names removed for privacy):
I’ve had a ton of those.
Thank you to everyone who has written.
But I do occasionally get emails like the one below saying how I was “disrespectful” (name again withheld for privacy):
No doubt this person probably stayed up all night long to watch the demonic Coronation.
To be fair, it’s like 95% positive, 5% negative when I talk about the Royals.
Most of you are with me and you realize the stupidity of worshipping another human being as a “Royal”.
What the hell makes them “Royal” anyway?
What a joke.
But I just have one simple question to the 5% who think this family somehow deserves to be literally called Kings and Queens: WHY?
Why do you worship human beings?
Why do you voluntarily just give your human sovereignty over to some fools who play dress up in these ludicrous costumes and try to tell us how much more important they are than us?
Then they just inbreed for their whole lives.
These inbreeding ingrates are who you worship and literally put up on pedestals?
Those pedestals would be their thrones.
You literally put them up in thrones and give them crowns and worship them as your leaders?
WHY???
Anyway, that’s my rant.
Curious to know if you’re in the 95% or the 5%….let me know!
UPDATE: Noah here and I can’t believe I didn’t think to tie this in…
But I’m back now and updating this article.
You want to know the best twist of all?
YOU and I are the true Royalty.
At least if you’re Christians, that is.
You do know what your Bible says about that right?
1 John 3:1:
See how great a love the Father has bestowed on us, that we would be called children of God; and such we are. For this reason the world does not know us, because it did not know Him.
Galatians 4:7:
Therefore you are no longer a slave, but a son; and if a son, then an heir through God.
2 Corinthians 6:18:
“And I will be a father to you, And you shall be sons and daughters to Me,” Says the Lord Almighty.
There are a lot more, those are just a few.
So quick refresher if you’re still not following….if God the Father is the King and if we’re sons and daughters of the King, then what does that make us?
Royalty.
And isn’t that poetic?
Here was my original post from yesterday:
The Grim Reaper Visits “King” Charles’ Coronation
Why are we still coronating kings?
Why do we spend hundreds of millions of dollars celebrating some doofus wearing goofy clothes to literally lord over everyone else?
Not only do we tolerate it, we celebrate it!
I don’t.
And maybe you don’t either.
But the world is obsessed with the “Royals”.
Why?
Why do so many people gleefully celebrate these people ruling over everyone else?
What makes them special?
Clearly not their intellect.
And clearly not their self control and penchant for NOT abusing young girls (cough, cough: Andrew, and cough, cough, probably ALL the rest of them too!).
So what exactly are we celebrating here?
I guess that’s a bit of a rant but I just can’t help myself when covering these losers.
And save your hate mail.
Do not send me your emails saying “how dare you insult the Royal Family”.
I’m not reading them.
Don’t bother sending.
We fought a war to get away from these people.
Even if we hadn’t, I’m damn sure not celebrating ANY human being thinking they are more “Royal” than I am. Or than you are. Absolutely nonsense and blasphemy.
Ok, rant over.
Now on with what I wanted to show you, which does actually tie in.
So the most interesting part of the entire coronation was when what can only be described as a Grim Reaper passed suddenly (and unexpectedly?) by the door.
Take a look:
Ominous sign: The Grim Reaper walks by as Charles is crowned the new King. pic.twitter.com/tTqELd1nQI
— Jack Straw (@JackStr42679640) May 6, 2023
Another view here:
WATCH: 😳😳😳Grim Reaper walks as Charles is crowned the new King. pic.twitter.com/BiQH9hXFVq
— Eatlovepray2 (@Eatlovepray22) May 6, 2023
And here:
WATCH: The Grim Reaper walks by as Charles is crowned the new King. pic.twitter.com/QxhM2krLTL
— XRP NESARA-GESARA QFS 3.0 (@NesaraGesara0) May 7, 2023
Rumble backup:
Still frame:
The grim reaper was at Charles III's Coronation pic.twitter.com/8iaQ2kVaVK
— George (@BehizyTweets) May 6, 2023
But it’s not just Twitter nonsense….
The NY Post picked up on it:
‘Grim reaper’ spotted at King Charles’ coronation: ‘Who’s he looking for?’ https://t.co/X5tGCIRxuA pic.twitter.com/ciozG4vM5e
— New York Post (@nypost) May 6, 2023
Here’s more from the NY Post:
Who invited this creep?
Eagle-eyed Twitter users spotted what appears to be a cloaked figure scurrying in the background of King Charles III’s coronation, likening the unknown individual to the grim reaper.
A person wrapped in hooded, black robes carrying a long rod, akin to a scythe, was caught dashing in front of the golden arches within the cathedral Saturday.
“Anyone else just notice the Grim Reaper at Westminster Abbey?” a person wrote on Twitter, grabbing 2 million views.
“I noticed him! Who’s he looking for?” one person responded.
“Anyone else see the Grim Reaper make an appearance at the Coronation?” tweeted another, as users quipped it could be Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan Markle, in disguise. She was reported to be staying home in California.
The footage even reached TikTok, where one at-home viewer scored 8.8 million views on the “reaper’s” quick cameo.
“NAH IT CANT JUST BE ME THAT SAW IT,” the caption read, in part.
“Diana getting her revenge,” offered one viewer.
“Dianas invite defo arrived,” joked another.
“Lizzy came back with backup this time,” chimed in someone else.
“Lizzy wants her crown back,” agreed another.
The viral spectacle comes after two royal “superfans” — who claimed to have predicted the deaths of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip — warned of ominous coronation vibes.
“We’ve had visions, like slideshows in our heads, that security needs to be high,” Lynne Antink, 78, told Jam Press.
The Berkshire, England native and her son, Colin, have gained fame for their morbid predictions.
“My first vision was the crown falling, and I don’t know what this means, but it’ll either fall from the cushion or from the king’s head,” she revealed.
That wasn’t all.
We also had a guard suddenly dropping (I’m sure he definitely was NOT vaxxed and that definitely wasn’t the cause):
https://twitter.com/LalaKent17/status/1654975517571833856
We also had this from The Telegraph (NEVER underestimate the intuition of animals):
Horse rears backwards into crowds during Coronation procession
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