Perry Johnson just had his Howard Dean Moment.

And I suppose I should back up because I just heard most of you ask: “Who is Perry Johnson?”

Johnson is a fringe candidate running for the Republican Nomination.

If you’ve watched Succession, he reminds me of Conner Roy, so I’ve dubbed him and his followers the “Conheads”.

Rich, kooky candidate getting about 1% of the polling with no chance of winning.

That’s Perry Johnson.

Google’s Bard AI says this about him:

Perry Johnson is a Republican businessman who is running for president of the United States in 2024. He is a self-described “quality expert” and has founded over 80 companies worldwide. Johnson is a controversial figure, having been disqualified from running for governor of Michigan in 2022 for submitting too many invalid signatures.

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Johnson’s platform is based on his business experience and his belief that the government should be run more like a business. He has proposed a number of policies, including:

• Cutting taxes for businesses and individuals
• Reducing regulations on businesses
• Balancing the federal budget
• Rebuilding the military
• Securing the border
• Protecting the Second Amendment
• Appointing conservative judges to the Supreme Court

Johnson is a member of the Republican Party. He is considered to be a long-shot candidate for president, but he has been gaining some support in recent months. He has been endorsed by a number of conservative groups, including the National Rifle Association and the Family Research Council.

Johnson is a polarizing figure. His supporters see him as a successful businessman who can bring his expertise to the White House. His critics see him as a self-promoter who is out of touch with the needs of ordinary Americans. It remains to be seen whether Johnson can overcome his lack of name recognition and his history of controversy to become a serious contender for the Republican nomination for president.

In addition to his political career, Johnson is also a successful businessman. He founded Perry Johnson Registrars Inc., a company that certifies businesses against international quality control standards. Johnson has also written several books on international quality control standards and certification.

Johnson is a controversial figure, but he is also a successful businessman and politician. He is a long-shot candidate for president, but he has been gaining some support in recent months. It remains to be seen whether Johnson can overcome his lack of name recognition and his history of controversy to become a serious contender for the Republican nomination for president.

Ok, so why am I even talking about him?

Because he just had his “Howard Dean Scream” Moment.

Which one of you did this?

Ok, which one of you did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

YEAHHHHHHH! pic.twitter.com/VQjD5v9RrQ

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) August 12, 2023

Oh wait, it was me!

Sorry Perry, bad look bro!

Related:

Did Ron DeSantis Just Have His “Howard Dean” Moment?

When you’re running for President, you want to get attention.

Trending online is great!

Unless….it’s for a bad reason.

Unless you’re having your Howard Dean moment.

Do you remember when that happened?

If you don’t remember or never saw it, you’re in for a treat.

This is not even a human sound, I have no idea how he did this.

When it’s called “THE Scream” you know that’s very bad for you.

Watch here:

Oddly enough, that happened in Iowa and Ron DeSantis may have just had his Howard Dean moment….also in Iowa.

Let’s start with the pictures, because they’re bad enough.

Here is Ron DeSantis laughing:

Sort of campaigning for the presidency in Iowa can be fun… pic.twitter.com/F07AK3uKiz

— John McCormick (@McCormickJohn) May 13, 2023

It was immediately mocked online:

This is the result of DeSantis‘s advisors telling DeSantis to be more likable, and now they’re just going to be like “actually nvm, just do what you were doing before and we’ll hope for the best and pray” https://t.co/DZMM6Vn8a1

— Aaron Carr (@aaronAcarr) May 14, 2023

And:

Facial expressions just destroying this guy's campaign https://t.co/LuXDKopxD6

— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) May 13, 2023

And:

Some feat to have your worse Iowa campaign pic not involve state fair food, but there is time I guess https://t.co/KwiapOFrmP

— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) May 13, 2023

Ok, so that’s….odd, right?

But maybe it’s just a bad still frame.

We all look bad in pictures sometimes.

Maybe the video will be better.

😬

Nope!

Oh damn if you thought the photo was cringe then just wait till you hear it with the audio pic.twitter.com/ok0MMFwRpj

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) May 16, 2023

This is not normal:

oh my god why did no one tell me this is what the video looks like pic.twitter.com/pPcff2UeB7

— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) May 16, 2023

Me too Brian:

this makes me so uncomfortablepic.twitter.com/qrhv7f2ZiK

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 16, 2023

This one was funny:

He acts like the bug alien from Men in Black when it was in the body of the farmer https://t.co/CkQp1nNQxf

— Zito (@_Zeets) May 16, 2023

Definitely not normal human movements:

>>Activate human laughter simulator https://t.co/REJF87QdZE

— Rebekah Jones (@GeoRebekah) May 16, 2023

LOL:

this is what it looks like when the joker gas hits https://t.co/FlRnwt574E

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 16, 2023

And back to the Howard Dean moment.

I’m afraid you may be toast Ronald:

If this is your laughing face you can't be president. It's math. https://t.co/TvWOnM6NYM pic.twitter.com/E7LkTiPBZ4

— Jacob Silverman 🤌🪨 (@SilvermanJacob) May 16, 2023

Now….compare whatever the hell that was to this:

ICONIC: Donald Trump, American Badass!

“Iconic” is the only word I have for this.

You’re going to love this…

Remember last weekend when President Trump attended UFC 287 with Kid Rock, Dana White and Iron Mike Tyson?

And the crowd erupted?

And after the fight the winner told Joe Rogan and the entire stadium that Donald Trump was the best President in his entire lifetime?

And then he started a “Let’s Go Brandon” chant?

So cool.

But even cooler is the video that someone stitched together and put to music — the perfect music bed for this video, Kid Rock’s “American Badass”.

It’s only 2 minutes but so good.

I’ve listed to it 5 times already.

Enjoy:

So freaking cool! pic.twitter.com/T7ecof5AqP

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) April 15, 2023

And on Rumble here: