HILARIOUS: Trump Campaign Takes Aim At Chris Christie

I am just going to get into it immediately: Chris Christie is a joke.

The former Governor of New Jersey has made no attempt to hide his disdain for President Trump and the MAGA movement overall.

Christie has called President Trump every name in the book—often to empty ears.

I can almost understand why he and the other Never-Trumpers attack the 45th President of the United States so viciously; after all, would we even know who any of these people were if they hadn’t gotten aboard the Trump-hate train?

Chris Christie is irrelevant as a political figure. There is absolutely zero reason for him to run against any of the current candidates—let alone President Trump. …

This is exactly why recent statements from both President Trump and the Trump campaign team are especially hilarious! Check it out:

Page 2: Sloppy Chris Christie is thrashing about, doing and saying anything to stay relevant. He desperately wanted to join the Trump Administration, but I said “NO!” In 2016, he spent most of his time away from New Jersey in order to campaign for President, much like Ron DeSanc— pic.twitter.com/Xe7fX2dhUt

— Shannon Ford 🇺🇸 (@shannonfordUSA) July 12, 2023

The former New Jersey governor recently issued several attacks and challenges to the Trump campaign, including calling Trump a ‘coward’ for choosing to opt out of the debates.

Chris Christie tells Brian Kilmeade Trump bailing on the first debate would show him to be a "coward" who can't defend his record

Transcript from Christie's campaign pic.twitter.com/LgmlICSKxc

— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) July 11, 2023

Aww poor Donald Trump. He might have to defend his record on the debate stage?

If Donald Trump doesn’t show up, then he’s a coward. I’ll tell the truth directly to his face.

Chip in today: https://t.co/vSmNlyEk0s pic.twitter.com/ggPMZHUJPk

— Chris Christie (@GovChristie) July 11, 2023

Trump campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung recently told The Hill:

“Chris Christie lives in a perpetual fantasy land where he thinks he can be president.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie wrapped in incoherent psychotic rage, and he needs to get some professional help.”

The Washington Post chose to do a fluff piece on Christie and tweeted this out on Wednesday: “Chris Christie has a dream. Not a fantasy, though some might call it that, but rather a waking ambition that he is pursuing with open eyes. “I am going to be the alternative to Donald Trump,” he says. “And when I am, I’m going to beat him.”

Chris Christie has a dream. Not a fantasy, though some might call it that, but rather a waking ambition that he is pursuing with open eyes. “I am going to be the alternative to Donald Trump,” he says. “And when I am, I’m going to beat him.” https://t.co/mkt9wGObJM

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 12, 2023

Here’s more of The Washington Post’s gushing piece on Christie:

In the dream campaign, that nomination is still within reach — Republican voters just need to wake up.

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Chris Sununu, New Hampshire’s Republican governor, dreams of a GOP field that tries to jostle the party’s base like Christie is trying to do.

“My fantasy is that all the candidates speak in unison with the truth: Trump represents himself, not the party,” Sununu says.

“They need to say that so the base gets the message loud and clear.”

Now let’s get serious for a moment…

I need to know your opinion on this please:

Who is fatter….Chris Christie, Mark Mangino, Augustin Carstens, or a Walrus?

🤷‍♂️

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) July 12, 2023

Thank you for voting!

And in case you need a reference on each of those choices, I’ve got you covered:

Choice #1….Fat Chris Christie pic.twitter.com/VAuFCVPw4p

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) July 12, 2023

Choice #2….Fat Mark Mangino pic.twitter.com/TFu1vKsgCW

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) July 12, 2023

Choice #3….Fat Augustin Carstens (his head doesn't even look normal size anymore) pic.twitter.com/dOEgwEYT6V

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) July 12, 2023

Choice #4….a big fat Walrus pic.twitter.com/I5sXWaSYLP

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) July 12, 2023