You either have gravitas or you don’t.
Or as Kari Lake puts it: BDE.
You’ve either got BDE or you don’t, and if you don’t have it you end up running for President and somehow still get overshadowed by your helicopter pilot.
So this was the original photo of DeSanctus with his pilot and of course where does your attention go?
Not to Ron.
Maybe we can get the pilot to run for President instead?
The Internet immediately went to work and did what the Internet does, clowning Ronald in the most hilarious ways possible.
But my favorite came from @_johnnymaga who posted this:
For every 100 likes, I’ll make desantis smaller pic.twitter.com/ngTbyVMmVu
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
The dude is a man of his word and as the Likes poured in, he honored his promise.
First reduction:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
Second:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
Third:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
Fourth:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
Then it started getting really funny….
Fifth:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
LOL….
Sixth:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
And then my favorite:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 26, 2023
rPOTUS holding him like the Baby Ronald he is!
Hilarious!
Ron, let’s stick a fork in you, you’re done bud….
And don’t even get me started on that laugh:
Ron DeSantis Is Trending For All The Wrong Reasons…
When you’re running for President, you want to get attention.
Trending online is great!
Unless….it’s for a bad reason.
Unless you’re having your Howard Dean moment.
Do you remember when that happened?
If you don’t remember or never saw it, you’re in for a treat.
This is not even a human sound, I have no idea how he did this.
When it’s called “THE Scream” you know that’s very bad for you.
Watch here:
Oddly enough, that happened in Iowa and Ron DeSantis may have just had his Howard Dean moment….also in Iowa.
Let’s start with the pictures, because they’re bad enough.
Here is Ron DeSantis laughing:
Sort of campaigning for the presidency in Iowa can be fun… pic.twitter.com/F07AK3uKiz
— John McCormick (@McCormickJohn) May 13, 2023
It was immediately mocked online:
This is the result of DeSantis‘s advisors telling DeSantis to be more likable, and now they’re just going to be like “actually nvm, just do what you were doing before and we’ll hope for the best and pray” https://t.co/DZMM6Vn8a1
— Aaron Carr (@aaronAcarr) May 14, 2023
And:
Facial expressions just destroying this guy's campaign https://t.co/LuXDKopxD6
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) May 13, 2023
And:
Some feat to have your worse Iowa campaign pic not involve state fair food, but there is time I guess https://t.co/KwiapOFrmP
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) May 13, 2023
Ok, so that’s….odd, right?
But maybe it’s just a bad still frame.
We all look bad in pictures sometimes.
Maybe the video will be better.
😬
Nope!
Oh damn if you thought the photo was cringe then just wait till you hear it with the audio pic.twitter.com/ok0MMFwRpj
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) May 16, 2023
This is not normal:
oh my god why did no one tell me this is what the video looks like pic.twitter.com/pPcff2UeB7
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) May 16, 2023
Me too Brian:
this makes me so uncomfortablepic.twitter.com/qrhv7f2ZiK
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 16, 2023
This one was funny:
He acts like the bug alien from Men in Black when it was in the body of the farmer https://t.co/CkQp1nNQxf
— Zito (@_Zeets) May 16, 2023
Definitely not normal human movements:
>>Activate human laughter simulator https://t.co/REJF87QdZE
— Rebekah Jones (@GeoRebekah) May 16, 2023
LOL:
this is what it looks like when the joker gas hits https://t.co/FlRnwt574E
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 16, 2023
And back to the Howard Dean moment.
I’m afraid you may be toast Ronald:
If this is your laughing face you can't be president. It's math. https://t.co/TvWOnM6NYM pic.twitter.com/E7LkTiPBZ4
— Jacob Silverman 🤌🪨 (@SilvermanJacob) May 16, 2023
Now….compare whatever the hell that was to this:
ICONIC: Donald Trump, American Badass!
“Iconic” is the only word I have for this.
You’re going to love this…
Remember last weekend when President Trump attended UFC 287 with Kid Rock, Dana White and Iron Mike Tyson?
And the crowd erupted?
And after the fight the winner told Joe Rogan and the entire stadium that Donald Trump was the best President in his entire lifetime?
And then he started a “Let’s Go Brandon” chant?
So cool.
But even cooler is the video that someone stitched together and put to music — the perfect music bed for this video, Kid Rock’s “American Badass”.
It’s only 2 minutes but so good.
I’ve listed to it 5 times already.
Enjoy:
So freaking cool! pic.twitter.com/T7ecof5AqP
— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) April 15, 2023
And on Rumble here:
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